@Kasaman, where art thou?

[Tiiga Waana]

Days have morphed into weeks and weeks turned into months.
We haven’t heard from you for yonks and I daily wonder what’s happening in your life that you have decided to keep away.

As a firm believer in “actions speaketh louder than words” I have embarked on a crusade to flush you out of your hideout and unexpected hiatus.
To that end I have visited every Police Station in Nairobi: Pangani, Muthaiga, Muthangari, Dandora, Kasarani, Embakasi, Kamukunji, name them, I have been there.
I have filled enormous Missing Persons Report at each and every Police Station to no avail.

If your disappearance is because we unfairly blamed you for being a kagege and electing Jambas, take heart - all is forgiven. You didn’t know any better.

Please come back. We terribly miss you.

 

[upepo]

Before someone adds the name of another missing old man to this missing persons thread, save your worries. He is alive and licking them. I am made to understand that he is the yardstick of hard existence. The rest of you all would be dead long before his brain detects any hardship. He sends his expletive regards.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Before someone adds the name of another missing old man to this missing persons thread, save your worries. He is alive and licking them. I am made to understand that he is the yardstick of hard existence. The rest of you all would be dead long before his brain detects any hardship. He sends his expletive regards.

So where are rest of them?

Would give examples.

Lakini mzee usituache.... For now.

I have learned alot of things from you guys.

 

[Eng'iti]

Before someone adds the name of another missing old man to this missing persons thread, save your worries. He is alive and licking them. I am made to understand that he is the yardstick of hard existence. The rest of you all would be dead long before his brain detects any hardship. He sends his expletive regards.

@Field Marshal whitecup ilikulemea?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Days have morphed into weeks and weeks turned into months.
We haven’t heard from you for yonks and I daily wonder what’s happening in your life that you have decided to keep away.

As a firm believer in “actions speaketh louder than words” I have embarked on a crusade to flush you out of your hideout and unexpected hiatus.
To that end I have visited every Police Station in Nairobi: Pangani, Muthaiga, Muthangari, Dandora, Kasarani, Embakasi, Kamukunji, name them, I have been there.
I have filled enormous Missing Persons Report at each and every Police Station to no avail.

If your disappearance is because we unfairly blamed you for being a kagege and electing Jambas, take heart - all is forgiven. You didn’t know any better.

Please come back. We terribly miss you.

Very good of you. Which also reminds me that I should call him asap. He is a good friend. By the way uko area? Would like to meet you. Siwezi mind intellectual cross polination...honestly.

 

[upepo]

@Field Marshal whitecup ilikulemea?