Kamiti Cartel

[Meria]

Police have arrested a prison warder based at Prison Headquarters for irregular SIM Swap/ Sim Card Registration.

Prison Constable Charles Opollo Ndaga was arrested within Sinapanga Estate- Bondo Township.

Over 10,000 Safaricom SIM Cards registered under different names, 2 Equitel SIM Cards and 3 ID Cards, a laptop, several mobile phones, a cheque book among other items were recovered in his house.

 

[Pamba 1]

Group ya mtoto kuumwa na nyoka.

 

[QuadroK4000]

@Meria kwenda Leta TBT.

Last warning.

 

[Meria]

Group ya mtoto kuumwa na nyoka.

Hey Mum,kuna Awanafunzi wawili wa darasa letu wamepatikana na COVID19 naomba unitumieKSH2,685 nipimwe,nitumie kwa mwalimu OKECH 0740887825 hatutembelewi mum.

 

[Meria]

@Meria kwenda Leta TBT.

Last warning.

Cumming up.

 

[X-TRAIL]

hao bado ni ile team ya my container is being cleared at the port i have sent 7000 dollars through western union and bla bla bla code is ......

 

[Ssabasajja]

Ati hii nambari yako imesajiliwa na kitambulisho tofauti. Tunataka uthibitishe kama wewe ndiye mwenye hii nambari ya simu unayoitumia.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

I asked another last week to converse in English akaniita k*mah ya ngiteh. In Kikuyu!

 

[Nattydread]

How many times do I tell you NEVER to engage these Kamiti rats? Tell them to wait while you fetch your ID (or go to call the subscriber) , put the active phone aside with speaker na uendelee na kazi zako.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Wacha jamaa anukishe kitunguu

 

[Berlin]

This one afternoon a number texted me with the edited receipt of an Mpesa transaction, a short while a number from 'customer care' called me to reverse said money.

I had a good time persuading them not to block my line as I ran to an Mpesa shop to deposit money, since the money they sent had been recovered by fuliza.
After half an hour and half a dozen calls they finally wisened up, all that time I was still at my desk clearing my pile

 

[bigDog]

When they call and I'm busy, I typically answer them "acha ujinga, kwenda huko". However, when they call me and I'm free, I try to entertain myself by giving them stories of giants. I like playing accents too.

 

[Anglututu]

Wacha jamaa anukishe kitunguu

You're evidence of how deep corruption and thuggery has been casually accepted in KE.
Do you really not see anything wrong with the crime the guy has committed? Ama mpaka mtu kwa nyumba yenu atapeliwe?

 

[bigDog]

You're evidence of how deep corruption and thuggery has been casually accepted in KE.
Do you really not see anything wrong with the crime the guy has committed? Ama mpaka mtu kwa nyumba yenu atapeliwe?

Very cavalier attitude towards crime. Wanasema mwizi anukishe kitunguu!

 

[Anglututu]

Very cavalier attitude towards crime. Wanasema mwizi anukishe kitunguu!

Imagine! Hatuwezi endelea as a country with majority being casual to crime.

 

[Berlin]

Wacha jamaa anukishe kitunguu

Hatukatai anukishe kitunguu, we suggest anukishie akiwa convict

 

[shocks]

iko siku wale wa pin ya kcb mobile banking walipiga, pin nikawaambia ni 347 pumbavu wewe, mafala wakaweka wrong pin thrice mobile banking ikawa blocked ikabidi nimerudi branch kuifunguwa

 

[Pamba 1]

Walianza introduction mimi huwaambia wrong no hapa ni city mortuary.

 

[Ubongo]

Airtel lines pia wako