Joke of the day

[Kabuda]

I went to the brothel last night and the prostitute asked me if I had my own protection.
"No" I said.
So she gave me a face mask.

Kikikikkkk!!
Kikikikkkk!!.......

Have a Corona free day Listers!!

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Who had used it before you?

 

[Kabuda]

Who had used it before you?

Take a chill pill mwalimu.
It's a fecking joke! I didn't go to the brothel I'm self isolating at the moment....

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Take a chill pill mwalimu.
It's a fecking joke! I didn't go to the brothel I'm self isolating at the moment....

So the brothel came to you?

 

[Ngima ya waru]

I went to the brothel last night and the prostitute asked me if I had my own protection.
"No" I said.
So she gave me a face mask.

Kikikikkkk!!
Kikikikkkk!!.......

Have a Corona free day Listers!!

Use commas to introduce or interrupt direct quotations.

 

[Kasaman]

I went to the brothel last night and the prostitute asked me if I had my own protection.
"No" I said.
So she gave me a face mask.

Kikikikkkk!!
Kikikikkkk!!.......

Have a Corona free day Listers!!

It's not good to be holed up , hope you don't fight with big mama !
But incase you got no choice, remember real men don't fight women with bare hands ,you use a pillow.
....... and in that pillow you can put a hammer or a big stone !

 

[DESTRO]

Mwalimu kuna hekaya mob sanaa unakuanga

Who had used it before you?

Umekanyangia...today is a slow thursday leta kadhaa

 

[Berlin]

So the brothel came to you?

Probably resides in a brothel

 

[Mawaya]

The baby mamas clearly found living with you dreary.

 

[MbitikaZetu]

So the brothel came to you?

Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahaha