I've Just Landed!!!!

[Berlin Oxford]

Phew! Kumbe uku ndio senyet. Nimeona kukiwa kuzuri sana. Nikama nilikua kwa giza. Somebody to welcome me

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Somebody to welcome me

@JazzMan

 

[Gio]

Phew! Kumbe uku ndio senyet. Nimeona kukiwa kuzuri sana. Nikama nilikua kwa giza. Somebody to welcome me

Karibu mdau. UDA Bottom Up ndio form @mkurugenzi = @JohnPombe wa Huko county assembly

 

[mkurugenzi]

Phew! Kumbe uku ndio senyet. Nimeona kukiwa kuzuri sana. Nikama nilikua kwa giza. Somebody to welcome me

Welcome to the Azimio Club.

 

[Icon]

Nimeona kukiwa kuzuri sana

Usipeane sifa bado kwanza. Tia subira. Mwaka mchanga tuko election year na nyani ni...

 

[JazzMan]

Phew! Kumbe uku ndio senyet. Nimeona kukiwa kuzuri sana. Nikama nilikua kwa giza. Somebody to welcome me

Inaonekana umetoka ile cesspool imejaa chawa. Tunakukaribisha kwa mikono mikunjufu lakini kwanza itabidi umesanitize kwa kidimbwi chetu spesheli kinachomaliza ujinga na ukiritimba...

Halafu kukamilisha tamasha hili, kuna lotion maalum kinachomaliza ukafiri na kulainisha ngozi iwe nyororo kuliko ya slay queen. Haya basi, pokea na ujipake kila mahali hadi katikati ya kinyambis na vidole za mguu...

 

[Cortedivoire]

Sanitize kwanza

 

[Swansea]

Upuss

 

[Berlin Oxford]

Karibu mdau. UDA Bottom Up ndio form @mkurugenzi = @JohnPombe wa Huko county assembly

huyu ntampiga ma sweeps mapaka ahepe

 

[Berlin Oxford]

alafu nikama nahitaji orientation. "Like" button iko pande gani

 

[Gio]

alafu nikama nahitaji orientation. "Like" button iko pande gani

@Meria saidia mgeni

 

[Meria]

mpaka aweke post kadhaa

@Meria saidia mgeni

alafu nikama nahitaji orientation. "Like" button iko pande gani

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

WE DON`T CARE!!!

 

[Berlin Oxford]

mpaka aweke post kadhaa

oh kumbe. Ntajikakamua basi

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

alafu nikama nahitaji orientation. "Like" button iko pande gani

You have to prove yourself before you are allowed to like anything here... There is only one way to prove yaself.
OSHA the myopic eyes of the senyetas. Haraka, sio tafadhali

 

[Othello]

Ulihama ile singo room ulikuwa unachungulia your neighbour having coitus?

 

[Ubongo]

Karibu Langat

 

[Berlin Oxford]

Ulihama ile singo room ulikuwa unachungulia your neighbour having coitus?

kumbe unakumbuka? Sai nakaa 3 bedroom buana. Niliomoka. But huyo madhee aliekelewa stick buana

 

[Berlin Oxford]

Karibu Langat

Mi si kale buana. I am from Mt. Kenya

 

[Gio]

Mi si kale buana. I am from Mt. Kenya

Ukirudi huko county assembly Salimia Uwesmakende, Kinyozi wa stima Jebedeyo, na Waturedio