I sacked my barber...

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
Or rather I changed my barbershop.

I have been shaven in this barbershop for more than a year. During that time there was only one incident when I stopped the barber from using a towel from a bucket of dirty towels that was in the salon.
My immediate former barber is a young man who keeps his hair shaggy (the irony!) with one cowrie shell attached to a strand that hangs over his right eye. The routine is he shaves me then a PYT (with a fine ass! :) ) does the washing, massaging and moisturizing.
So during my pre-Christmas shave I popped in only to find some reggae music booming from the system. The young man and the lady stukad guiltily (I think they had been dancing since there were no customers) but I didn't think much about it. Before I sat I told the young man to reduce the volume. He however stopped shaving twice to pump it up with me reminding him to tone it down.

Except for those incidents with the music all was well until he got to the part of trimming my beard. A foul smell hit me hard. It was the smell of shit (yes, mavi!) and freshly smoked cannabis. I think immediately after smoking his stuff he had visited the toilet without (enough) paper and the mess had contaminated his hands.

I told him to go to the sink and wash his hands with soap before proceeding. He looked at me strangely, smelled his hands and that's when it hit him.
He came and apologized profusely before completing his job but, needless to say, I wasn't impressed. That is the last time he shaved me.

This post is inspired by this comment from @Abba.

"Unaona hiyo handle ya choo, it's worse than sharing soap. Someone touches his ass , then without washing hands he touched the door handle that you will touch to lock yourself in..."
 
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Unaona hiyo handle ya choo, it's worse than sharing soap. Someone touches his ass , then without washing hands he touched the door handle that you will touch to lock yourself in..."

2020 people should learn some hygiene. You wake up, take a nice proper dump. Then hit the shower. The whole day hakuna kuenda enda kwa choo kukunia unless you're unwell or the toilet has a bidet.
 
There could be some other more disturbing explanation to the foul smell. Could be he inappropriately explored the PYT during the dancing session, in which case you could be facing the danger of venereal diseases through the mouth.
 
2020 people should learn some hygiene. You wake up, take a nice proper dump. Then hit the shower. The whole day hakuna kuenda enda kwa choo kukunia unless you're unwell or the toilet has a bidet.
Respect Muslim women. They are taught to wash all day. If you happen to have a Somali or Arab girl, they smell nothing because of constant washing down there. Even after urinating wataosha na maji...
 
Disgusting. My local barber is one of the most hygenic I have ever seen. He has an apprentice but even when he is not around or sick I can never be touched by anybody else.
 
Respect Muslim women. They are taught to wash all day. If you happen to have a Somali or Arab girl, they smell nothing because of constant washing down there. Even after urinating wataosha na maji...

Nimeishi country iko na Muslim majority for 7 years na huko usafi is on another level. 2020 nitajipanga na bidet kwa pigsty
 
Or rather I changed my barbershop.

I have been shaven in this barbershop for more than a year. During that time there was only one incident when I stopped the barber from using a towel from a bucket of dirty towels that was in the salon.
My immediate former barber is a young man who keeps his hair shaggy (the irony!) with one cowrie shell attached to a strand that hands over his right eye. The routine is he shaves me then a PYT (with a fine ass! :) ) does the washing, massaging and moisturizing.
So during my pre-Christmas shave I popped in only to find some reggae music booming from the system. The young man and the lady stukad guiltily (I think they had been dancing since there were no customers) but I didn't think much about it. Before I sat I told the young man to reduce the volume. He however stopped shaving twice to pump it up with me reminding him to tone it down.

Except for those incidents with the music all was well until he got to the part of trimming my beard. A foul smell hit me hard. It was the smell of shit (yes, mavi!) and freshly smoked cannabis. I think immediately after smoking his stuff he had visited the toilet without (enough) paper and the mess had contaminated his hands.

I told him to go to the sink and wash his hands with soap before proceeding. He looked at me strangely, smelled his hands and that's when it hit him.
He came and apologized profusely before completing his job but, needless to say, I wasn't impressed. That is the last time he shaved me.

This post is inspired by this comment from @Abba.

"Unaona hiyo handle ya choo, it's worse than sharing soap. Someone touches his ass , then without washing hands he touched the door handle that you will touch to lock yourself in..."
pole mwalimu, no wonder I use my foot to pen those public toilet . when I can't avoid them.
 
Or rather I changed my barbershop.

I have been shaven in this barbershop for more than a year. During that time there was only one incident when I stopped the barber from using a towel from a bucket of dirty towels that was in the salon.
My immediate former barber is a young man who keeps his hair shaggy (the irony!) with one cowrie shell attached to a strand that hands over his right eye. The routine is he shaves me then a PYT (with a fine ass! :) ) does the washing, massaging and moisturizing.
So during my pre-Christmas shave I popped in only to find some reggae music booming from the system. The young man and the lady stukad guiltily (I think they had been dancing since there were no customers) but I didn't think much about it. Before I sat I told the young man to reduce the volume. He however stopped shaving twice to pump it up with me reminding him to tone it down.

Except for those incidents with the music all was well until he got to the part of trimming my beard. A foul smell hit me hard. It was the smell of shit (yes, mavi!) and freshly smoked cannabis. I think immediately after smoking his stuff he had visited the toilet without (enough) paper and the mess had contaminated his hands.

I told him to go to the sink and wash his hands with soap before proceeding. He looked at me strangely, smelled his hands and that's when it hit him.
He came and apologized profusely before completing his job but, needless to say, I wasn't impressed. That is the last time he shaved me.

This post is inspired by this comment from @Abba.

"Unaona hiyo handle ya choo, it's worse than sharing soap. Someone touches his ass , then without washing hands he touched the door handle that you will touch to lock yourself in..."

I stopped going to kinyozis when I wasted close to four hours being moved from station to station, culminating in that fake massage you describe.

I'm DIY without apologies, shiny head and smooth chin in 10 minutes flat, and I move on to productive business.
 
There could be some other more disturbing explanation to the foul smell. Could be he inappropriately explored the PYT during the dancing session, in which case you could be facing the danger of venereal diseases through the mouth.

I thought @Mwalimu-G was old enough to have interpreted the guilty looks correctly. They were playing with each other before he came in.
 
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