HUSLER NATION

Rayila and Orengo oppose plans to criminalise the hustler talk, through a legistlation, stating that the move is retrogresive and muzzles democracy

This would've been digging a trench perimeter to stop a forest fire. Naturally, Rayila would've supported it, because the two gentlemen shared an "imondo" the gizzard

When you share that thing, or the other thing, you will never read from the same page (at least in public)

If Rayila says Jesus is coming back, Ruto is supposed to organise a harambee or a public rally to declare that the Jewish magician will never come back

In other non related news, Itumbi created an FB plebiscite, which readers were supposed to type YES/NO in support or in opposition to the proposed amendments, and in no time the heavens opened for a deluge of Yeses

The Yeses landed from nowhere, like the desert locusts from Yemen, and soon twas Yes all over

The ever crafty Itumbi resorted to plucking the YESES to save face, but for every one he pulled out several new ones came in, like it happened when Kitaru of Mashetani attempted to pull off his feathers to avoid flying any higher in his dreams, but the more he kept growing

He finally chose to let it be. Going by the votes cast, it is unlikely that he will share the results

Great evening my fellow Southerners!!
 
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