Circledot
Senior Lister
The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) is back.
HNIB has obtained information of a highly classified meeting held in November last year.
The meeting was chaired by a BROTHER of an influential politician and was attended, by among others, the Ruaraka Land Thief, a former loud mouth governor and former CS, a former banker who despised those who hold Kenyan currency and, of course, the Happy Socks man. the list of businessmen and other politicos will be shared later
The meeting agreed:
1. To raise Sh15 billion
2. The money, the meeting agreed, was aimed at sponsoring distraction and general destabilisation of Government.
3. The general strategy was agreed:
A) Get Azimio to appoint the Ruaraka Land Thief the chair of Azimio
B) Begin hitting at the new Government in January 2023
C) Sponsor Azimio rallies to spur resistance over payment of tax, ensure the cost of living remains high and activate phase two of protests, which is expected to lead to a citizen revolution
D) Buy off MPs, Intelligence agents and media (including five bloggers)
E) Pay generous stipends to Government officials in strategic positions so as to undermine government programmes and frustrate the new plans, especially the determination to collect more taxes, while shielding projects associated with Azimio’s leading lights.
f) Two aspects discussed in this meeting are CLASSIFIED for now
The meeting was held at Thika Greens, a resort just after Thika town.
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
HNIB has obtained information of a highly classified meeting held in November last year.
The meeting was chaired by a BROTHER of an influential politician and was attended, by among others, the Ruaraka Land Thief, a former loud mouth governor and former CS, a former banker who despised those who hold Kenyan currency and, of course, the Happy Socks man. the list of businessmen and other politicos will be shared later
The meeting agreed:
1. To raise Sh15 billion
2. The money, the meeting agreed, was aimed at sponsoring distraction and general destabilisation of Government.
3. The general strategy was agreed:
A) Get Azimio to appoint the Ruaraka Land Thief the chair of Azimio
B) Begin hitting at the new Government in January 2023
C) Sponsor Azimio rallies to spur resistance over payment of tax, ensure the cost of living remains high and activate phase two of protests, which is expected to lead to a citizen revolution
D) Buy off MPs, Intelligence agents and media (including five bloggers)
E) Pay generous stipends to Government officials in strategic positions so as to undermine government programmes and frustrate the new plans, especially the determination to collect more taxes, while shielding projects associated with Azimio’s leading lights.
f) Two aspects discussed in this meeting are CLASSIFIED for now
The meeting was held at Thika Greens, a resort just after Thika town.
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
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