Hello senators

[Tiiga Waana]

What's wrong with you? Umeanza kugawa vitu zangu?

Nefa. I could never do such a thing. Which is why I said “almost tempted”.

 

[mzeiya]

Afande Sir,
Inter- net never forgets. You are on record saying you wouldn’t mind kusalimiana na Samidoh. What is your plea Sir?

Haha the good sir meant Karen Nyamu and not the fellow Mungich-Pamba.
In fact, I think our Mbaruya cop has a crush on the alluring lass seeing that he even shared photos of a certain Miss Aggy Nkurunzinza who hails from Rwanda while in gleeful confusion

 

[Cereal Black]

Karibu Nyu Villager, huku maisha ni soft.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Niaje?

Where have you been?

Ama wewe ndiye the ultimate Kanyoni wa Ng'ethe?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Bado unauza Maua

Moongoose.... Usianze kiburi bro.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Your love of literature is unrivalled.

... Kama that guy on that Africa(a)n short stories.... Ama that character from Mesopotamia