Have I betrayed Kenyanism?

[It's Me Scumbag]

I always say 'do the right thing everytime all the time'. You did good. Do not second guess yaself.
The other other day I surprised a shopkeeper by returning an extra stick she had given me. The number of asantes she said was embarrassing to me.

 

[Mongrel]

Immediately sponsor akikubali kutoboka

na wewe akutomboe

 

[Aviator]

na wewe akutomboe

Kwani kisima hutombolewa mara ngapi?
Huyu ata tertiary virginity alipoteza long time.

 

[Mongrel]

Kwani kisima hutombolewa mara ngapi?
Huyu ata tertiary virginity alipoteza long time.

Hata MTO kubwa kuna wakati hupata overflow

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Naweka ile kitu now now...

Kithitu ya omba omba inakuandama na itakumaliza

 

[Field Marshal]

Kithitu ya omba omba inakuandama na itakumaliza

Matako ya mongoose niwache...

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Matako ya mongoose niwache...

Jeso...when did you ever see them?

 

[Aviator]

Jeso...when did you ever see them?

He's an expert in animal HUSBANDry

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Jeso...when did you ever see them?

Na alikuwa anatafuta nini huko? Very weird fetish kama ule Njoroge alipatikana na kondoo ya jirani kichakani. Nikimwambia hizi ni dalili za Kithitu haamini