Joy and cheers filled MPs from Murima yesterday when Mr. 19% told them he would tour their region in April 2024.
Residents in Murima will have an Easter they will never forget as they are set to receive KShs 2,000 each. In addition, each household will receive goodies in form of bags of rice, beans, cooking gas and jerricans of cooking oil.
Headmasters of all primary and secondary schools together with their drivers have not been forgotten. They will smile all the way to the bank as they will hire out busses to be used to ferry the eager wananchi from point A to point B.
Mama mboga and watu wa boda boda will all be smiles because they will also have an opportunity to shake the hand of Mr. 19% and take photos that will circulate widely showing them hand him a goat as a sign of how much they love him.
A recovering patient from Murima will rise to the podium and give testimony how if it wasn't for SHA, he would have been 6 feet under.
Mapastor, mabishop na mareverend will also reap big from this tour. The stalled church projects will be reactivated and the women guild will be given a deposit for their Mombasa Jumuiya meeting in August.
This trip is set to cost KShs 5Billion which is slightly more than what Elon Musk has budgeted to visit planet Mars.
Residents in Murima will have an Easter they will never forget as they are set to receive KShs 2,000 each. In addition, each household will receive goodies in form of bags of rice, beans, cooking gas and jerricans of cooking oil.
Headmasters of all primary and secondary schools together with their drivers have not been forgotten. They will smile all the way to the bank as they will hire out busses to be used to ferry the eager wananchi from point A to point B.
Mama mboga and watu wa boda boda will all be smiles because they will also have an opportunity to shake the hand of Mr. 19% and take photos that will circulate widely showing them hand him a goat as a sign of how much they love him.
A recovering patient from Murima will rise to the podium and give testimony how if it wasn't for SHA, he would have been 6 feet under.
Mapastor, mabishop na mareverend will also reap big from this tour. The stalled church projects will be reactivated and the women guild will be given a deposit for their Mombasa Jumuiya meeting in August.
This trip is set to cost KShs 5Billion which is slightly more than what Elon Musk has budgeted to visit planet Mars.