Embarrased

It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Have you very been embarrassed on behalf of some else? Well today I have.
So I was downtown,that area of Nairobi after Moi Avenue that is the matatu terminus for all of Nairobi and it's environments.
Due to the heatI decided to take a minute and take some soft drink. As I was busy sipping my very cold drink and Kenyatalking, a young man came and sat next to me effectively sharing my table. Neega didn't even ask whether there was some else or anything. Just dropped his bag next to me and sat.
My Kanairo sensors went into overdrive. I waited for action. Was thinking the young man was one of those 'guys'...
Anyway,as soon as he sat that a waiter came to the table and asked what he wanted to have. Neega said I have already ordered and goes on to make a call. The lady went her way.
Ten minutes later,the guy calls the service lady why his order has not been served. The lady in a very calm manner asks him who took his order. Neega says 'Si nimeitiasha soja akaniambia niingie ndani'
It took a lot of effort not to burst out laughing.
What was embarrassing to me was when the waiter went to the 'soja' and they started discussing the whole incident. What was said was heard by everyone in the facility.
I paid for my drink and left the nervous looking neega nursing his drink and trying to hide under the table...
 
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It's Me Scumbag said:
Have you very been embarrassed on behalf of some else? Well today I have.
So I was downtown,that area of Nairobi after Moi Avenue that is the matatu terminus for all of Nairobi and it's environments.
Due to the heatI decided to take a minute and take some soft drink. As I was busy sipping my very cold drink and Kenyatalking, a young man came and sat next to me effectively sharing my table. Neega didn't even ask whether there was some else or anything. Just dropped his bag next to me and sat.
My Kanairo sensors went into overdrive. I waited for action. Was thinking the young man was one of those 'guys'...
Anyway,as soon as he sat that a waiter came to the table and asked what he wanted to have. Neega said I have already ordered and goes on to make a call. The lady went her way.
Ten minutes later,the guy calls the service lady why his order has not been served. The lady in a very calm manner asks him who took his order. Neega says 'Si nimeitiasha soja akaniambia niingie ndani'
It took a lot of effort not to burst out laughing.
What was embarrassing to me was when the waiter went to the 'soja' and they started discussing the whole incident. What was said was heard by everyone in the facility.
I paid for my drink and left the nervous looking neega nursing his drink and trying to hide under the table...
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Wa matuktuk,buying a soda should not be that difficult, labda aliambia soja anataka soda,nilienda kwa hardware ingine gikomba mpaka nikachanganyikiwa,unasema kile unataka unapatiwa risiti,lipia hapo mbele,unaenda unalipa risiti inapigwa stamp unatoka nayo unaenda mahali ingine unapatiana ndio utolewe mzigo yako,kweli hio ni kazi ya customers?
 
Mongrel said:
Wa matuktuk,buying a soda should not be that difficult, labda aliambia soja anataka soda,nilienda kwa hardware ingine gikomba mpaka nikachanganyikiwa,unasema kile unataka unapatiwa risiti,lipia hapo mbele,unaenda unalipa risiti inapigwa stamp unatoka nayo unaenda mahali ingine unapatiana ndio utolewe mzigo yako,kweli hio ni kazi ya customers?
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Wezi ndio wamechosha entrepreneur mpaka he has to devise non orthodox means of curbing theft by servant.
 
It's Me Scumbag said:
Have you very been embarrassed on behalf of some else? Well today I have.
So I was downtown,that area of Nairobi after Moi Avenue that is the matatu terminus for all of Nairobi and it's environments.
Due to the heatI decided to take a minute and take some soft drink. As I was busy sipping my very cold drink and Kenyatalking, a young man came and sat next to me effectively sharing my table. Neega didn't even ask whether there was some else or anything. Just dropped his bag next to me and sat.
My Kanairo sensors went into overdrive. I waited for action. Was thinking the young man was one of those 'guys'...
Anyway,as soon as he sat that a waiter came to the table and asked what he wanted to have. Neega said I have already ordered and goes on to make a call. The lady went her way.
Ten minutes later,the guy calls the service lady why his order has not been served. The lady in a very calm manner asks him who took his order. Neega says 'Si nimeitiasha soja akaniambia niingie ndani'
It took a lot of effort not to burst out laughing.
What was embarrassing to me was when the waiter went to the 'soja' and they started discussing the whole incident. What was said was heard by everyone in the facility.
I paid for my drink and left the nervous looking neega nursing his drink and trying to hide under the table...
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Mbisha ya;

a) Kanairo
b) Environment (s)
c) downtown
d) Waiter
e) Very cold drink
f) Nervousness

Any three combinations is fine.

Otherwise......
 
Mongrel said:
Wa matuktuk,buying a soda should not be that difficult, labda aliambia soja anataka soda,nilienda kwa hardware ingine gikomba mpaka nikachanganyikiwa,unasema kile unataka unapatiwa risiti,lipia hapo mbele,unaenda unalipa risiti inapigwa stamp unatoka nayo unaenda mahali ingine unapatiana ndio utolewe mzigo yako,kweli hio ni kazi ya customers?
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Najua hii hardware
 
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