Eastleigh,Damn!

Elgin

Elgin

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Yo! Jana Mwarim was at hiyo area code, wife got so nagging ati the place clothes et al damn so cheap! Well, am a supermarket guy, shop what I can afford and fuck off. Now the warias there are fucken full of themselves and easily provoked! Wifey kupima nguo hapa na pale one wasn't patience enough na sisi watu nywele ngumu, the alshaitan was like "toa, toa, hambana taka mitu simbua " whilst shoving mrs to take off the fucken garment. I remained cool cuz huyo I felt like kumchapa sweep auzie mamake hizo nguo. Now, whats all the hype for decades about Eastleigh?

Those fuckers are damn expensive cuz what I can get in a supermarket or in a shop is just less with ksh300 or so.Then the pungent smell of their 'colognes' is just one big turn off! Anyway wifey got what she wanted but hiyo place is a no for me forever.
 
Elgin said:
Yo! Jana Mwarim was at hiyo area code, wife got so nagging ati the place clothes et al damn so cheap! Well, am a supermarket guy, shop what I can afford and fuck off. Now the warias there are fucken full of themselves and easily provoked! Wifey kupima nguo hapa na pale one wasn't patience enough na sisi watu nywele ngumu, the alshaitan was like "toa, toa, hambana taka mitu simbua " whilst shoving mrs to take off the fucken garment. I remained cool cuz huyo I felt like kumchapa sweep auzie mamake hizo nguo. Now, whats all the hype for decades about Eastleigh?

Those fuckers are damn expensive cuz what I can get in a supermarket or in a shop is just less with ksh300 or so.Then the pungent smell of their 'colognes' is just one big turn off! Anyway wifey got what she wanted but hiyo place is a no for me forever.
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Meant just above ksh 300 or so...nimelewa.
 
Elgin said:
Yo! Jana Mwarim was at hiyo area code, wife got so nagging ati the place clothes et al damn so cheap! Well, am a supermarket guy, shop what I can afford and fuck off. Now the warias there are fucken full of themselves and easily provoked! Wifey kupima nguo hapa na pale one wasn't patience enough na sisi watu nywele ngumu, the alshaitan was like "toa, toa, hambana taka mitu simbua " whilst shoving mrs to take off the fucken garment. I remained cool cuz huyo I felt like kumchapa sweep auzie mamake hizo nguo. Now, whats all the hype for decades about Eastleigh?

Those fuckers are damn expensive cuz what I can get in a supermarket or in a shop is just less with ksh300 or so.Then the pungent smell of their 'colognes' is just one big turn off! Anyway wifey got what she wanted but hiyo place is a no for me forever.
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we will pay heavily one day !
 
Elgin said:
Yo! Jana Mwarim was at hiyo area code, wife got so nagging ati the place clothes et al damn so cheap! Well, am a supermarket guy, shop what I can afford and fuck off. Now the warias there are fucken full of themselves and easily provoked! Wifey kupima nguo hapa na pale one wasn't patience enough na sisi watu nywele ngumu, the alshaitan was like "toa, toa, hambana taka mitu simbua " whilst shoving mrs to take off the fucken garment. I remained cool cuz huyo I felt like kumchapa sweep auzie mamake hizo nguo. Now, whats all the hype for decades about Eastleigh?

Those fuckers are damn expensive cuz what I can get in a supermarket or in a shop is just less with ksh300 or so.Then the pungent smell of their 'colognes' is just one big turn off! Anyway wifey got what she wanted but hiyo place is a no for me forever.
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Ungejaribu kuleta courage ile umeassimilate ukambani ungeonyeshwa the 'bird of Ng'ethe' maAK zingechomolewa place hauexpect....
 
Liberty said:
Nimewahi enda huko na nun in tow mfuko yangu ilibaki tupu jioni,
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Hehe kaa tu Galleria na manuns, nilosomea hapo Catholic Uni, and nilishikia mafather pembe wakamue mbuzi mara mob, I rem my first Galaxy mini was bought by a father who gave me 20k to keep shield venye alienda na kunguru coast for a week. Nilimcover sana hata thats how I ended in Mbooni till today in way way or another.
 
Elgin said:
Hehe kaa tu Galleria na manuns, nilosomea hapo Catholic Uni, and nilishikia mafather pembe wakamue mbuzi mara mob, I rem my first Galaxy mini was bought by a father who gave me 20k to keep shield venye alienda na kunguru coast for a week. Nilimcover sana hata thats how I ended in Mbooni till today in way way or another.
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We might not be talking of the same padre but I know one who checks in at Lambada every December for a week through a wingman... Tip ya kuwa wingman is worth the trouble of registering the room in the wingman's name kunguru in tow. Halafu padre slinks in kisniper...wueh,ile dry spell hawa wasee huwa nayo?
 
It's Me Scumbag said:
We might not be talking of the same padre but I know one who checks in at Lambada every December for a week through a wingman... Tip ya kuwa wingman is worth the trouble of registering the room in the wingman's name kunguru in tow. Halafu padre slinks in kisniper...wueh,ile dry spell hawa wasee huwa nayo?
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Hahaha, thats how I used kushika pembe, dame akipotea for a week class na mimi napotea, Then everybody is like mimi ndio nakamua kitu kumbe nashika pembe. Its a prime way to get some bucks if in that uni. Thos me feckin fathers got chedda mehn!
 
Kenya is fucked up.woriahs are ganging up and are taking over every space in town.As we letting our money sleep in plots,they are multiplying theirs everysecond.but again easycome easygo.just laylow
 
It's Me Scumbag said:
We might not be talking of the same padre but I know one who checks in at Lambada every December for a week through a wingman... Tip ya kuwa wingman is worth the trouble of registering the room in the wingman's name kunguru in tow. Halafu padre slinks in kisniper...wueh,ile dry spell hawa wasee huwa nayo?
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I have turned down 10 priests , molested by 3!
 
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