Devil's dictionary

[mZENDE]

Excerpts:

APOLOGIZE, v. To lay the foundation for a future offence.

KILL, v. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

 

[thesavage]

SELFISH, adj Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others

 

[MbitikaZetu]

Stupidity,adj: A good reason to be alive