Liyayikevin
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Its crazy,Kenyans never stop amusing carrying an empty coffin to hide from police just getting to know the driver was corona+ve
Corona Homabay
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ranny wa klist
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But is this true? Stories emerging are attributing this to government propaganda. And the coincidence of the driver being positive is suspicious. Unless this Chinese virus is more widespread in Kenya than the daily government updates are suggesting
Liyayikevin
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I wonder how they come all the way from Nairobi with an empty coffin,surely do people carrying a corpse lack clear papers,with information of the deceased?
Aviator
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What's so hard about making a burial permit?
And FYI, when the Nairobi lockdown was announced, I thought of that method as the sure way of getting your vehicle out of the perimeter.
Liyayikevin
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Kenyan problems starts from police,500bob you get out of Nairobi
Liyayikevin
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From the way the minister talked ,can't be a cooked story
Abba
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Stupidity pays
LeoK
Elder Lister
It is.
LeoK
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Karma hapendi ujinga.
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Watu wa visieno na chira, always thinking up ways to fuck the rules. And now that their goD is in government, what is there to fear?
starts from. whomever is giving the bribe
Waja marongo, do you know who is in charge of those roadblocks and they're manned 24 hours by two shifts, a person of the rank of senior superintendent of police can't be bribed with 500 Bob kazi iende.
Hehehe, ni sawa tu Omwami but will still remind you of your previous avatar.
Nattydread
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Sikuelewi koporo. Punguza pombe.
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Ile avatar ya msee kijana Fulani akikulishwa tear gas na youngins fro kiganjo
Nattydread
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It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Nattydread
Elder Lister
That's a glimpse of the future.
It's September 2032.
President Ruto and his Deputy Nancy W. have just completed their 10 years. JaKuon is addressing the media, saying that 'Kenya is at a crossroads' after losing to President elect Nancy W. and her running mate George Mwangazi of Taveta.
JaKuon's latest party Risasi Ya Mwisho (RYM) is in disarray, because most people suspect that running mate Orengo accepted 3 million shillings from Wetang'ula, Atwoli and Mudavadi to sabotage the campaigns.
JaKuon is suing Safaricom, demanding telephone logs of all his opponents and party members from the past 4 years, for purposes he is yet to explain.
He physically attacked our photographer and forced him to retake the picture with his walker out of view.
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