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QuadroK4000
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Oooooof OK, What exactly is the end game. Alafu kidogo uone hizo zingine zikinyolewa hivyo.... 'hizo zingine' 
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
A daughter accidentally sees her mother getting out of the shower...
The girl points at the mom’s pubic hair and says “Mommy, what’s that?” The mom, not knowing how to respond, replies “Uh, it’s my washcloth”. The daughter accepts this answer and runs off to play.
About two weeks later, the mother finds herself in the same precarious situation. “Mommy! Where did your washcloth go?” the girl says in shock. “I lost it, honey” replies the mom. “Ok!” The daughter says as she darts off.
Later that night as the mother is on the couch reading a book the daughter runs in, excited, “Mommy!! Mommy!! I found your washcloth!”
“You did?! Where was it??” “The maid has it!” the daughter shouted “And she’s washing daddy’s face with it!”
The girl points at the mom’s pubic hair and says “Mommy, what’s that?” The mom, not knowing how to respond, replies “Uh, it’s my washcloth”. The daughter accepts this answer and runs off to play.
About two weeks later, the mother finds herself in the same precarious situation. “Mommy! Where did your washcloth go?” the girl says in shock. “I lost it, honey” replies the mom. “Ok!” The daughter says as she darts off.
Later that night as the mother is on the couch reading a book the daughter runs in, excited, “Mommy!! Mommy!! I found your washcloth!”
“You did?! Where was it??” “The maid has it!” the daughter shouted “And she’s washing daddy’s face with it!”
Kabuda
Elder Lister
Joke of the day.
Abba
Elder Lister
What did I just read...
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
No explanations given here Mr @It's Me Scumbag .
meanwhile...
Life is like being a pubic hair on a toilet rim..
Its inevitable someone will piss you off eventually.
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
So a guy meets a hottie at the hotel bar. After he pays for a few drinks she starts coming on pretty strong...
"Let's go up to my room..." she says, "I'm wined, dined, and ready to be 69ed!" Excitedly, he whisks her up to the room and the next thing you know they are ripping clothes off and making out furiously. They hit the bed, stuff their faces into each others genitals, and start going to town. After a few minutes the man has to pause when he comes up with a small bit of meat on his tongue. "What's this?" he queries. She bobs up from his pecker and says, "don't worry about that" and pops him back into her mouth. Enjoying the skillful blowjob, the guy mellows out and goes back to work lapping up her cooter. After a minute or two the man once again feels something on the tip of his tongue. "Is this a piece of tomato?" he asks with genuine concern. "Oh don't worry about that." she assures him and deftly goes back to work on his johnson. Although disquieted, she is truly amazing at giving head, so he relaxes and stuffs his face back into her concha. After a few more minutes he is getting close to climax and she is beginning to gush copius juice when he feels a pubic hair stuck in his mouth. He pauses briefly to pull it out of his teeth when he discovers that it is actually a long, thin piece of lettuce. "Oh god!" he gurgles. "I think I'm gonna vomit!" "Funny," she says, "that's what the last guy just said."
"Let's go up to my room..." she says, "I'm wined, dined, and ready to be 69ed!" Excitedly, he whisks her up to the room and the next thing you know they are ripping clothes off and making out furiously. They hit the bed, stuff their faces into each others genitals, and start going to town. After a few minutes the man has to pause when he comes up with a small bit of meat on his tongue. "What's this?" he queries. She bobs up from his pecker and says, "don't worry about that" and pops him back into her mouth. Enjoying the skillful blowjob, the guy mellows out and goes back to work lapping up her cooter. After a minute or two the man once again feels something on the tip of his tongue. "Is this a piece of tomato?" he asks with genuine concern. "Oh don't worry about that." she assures him and deftly goes back to work on his johnson. Although disquieted, she is truly amazing at giving head, so he relaxes and stuffs his face back into her concha. After a few more minutes he is getting close to climax and she is beginning to gush copius juice when he feels a pubic hair stuck in his mouth. He pauses briefly to pull it out of his teeth when he discovers that it is actually a long, thin piece of lettuce. "Oh god!" he gurgles. "I think I'm gonna vomit!" "Funny," she says, "that's what the last guy just said."
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Unlike yours that fall short of being funny...
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It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Abba
Elder Lister
These days I say less. I let everyone carry their own interpretation
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
... Weeeeeueeh! Mazinga ombwe
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
sorry.
Meria
Elder Lister
And to think I was just about to sit for breakfast.
Shait.
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
Breakfast? Omena na osuga sio breakfast.
MbitikaZetu
Elder Lister
Shaved pussy