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Aviator

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Wacheni peasant proverbs. Nunueni fombe ya maana.
Meanwhile, am taking my white kap.
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You are a living and breathing contradiction @Aviator.
Just the other day I begged you on my knees and in tears to afford me a boozer night-out in Nairobi with my Bae @Field Marshal:
You flatly declined proselytising how no alcoholic beverage ever grace your alimentary canal.

What is this now? You can’t have changed in a week from a Nazarene teetotaller to a guzzler.

Which leads me to think that you must be one of those men my Grandma always warn me about thus:
“Wimenyerere muno nikuri Arume moii kuuhana no mendete oo kwona njaga ya mundumuka matiri wiira ungi mangihota”
 
You are a living and breathing contradiction @Aviator.
Just the other day I begged you on my knees and in tears to afford me a boozer night-out in Nairobi with my Bae @Field Marshal:
You flatly declined proselytising how no alcoholic beverage ever grace your alimentary canal.

What is this now? You can’t have changed in a week from a Nazarene teetotaller to a guzzler.

Which leads me to think that you must be one of those men my Grandma always warn me about thus:
“Wimenyerere muno nikuri Arume moii kuuhana no mendete oo kwona njaga ya mundumuka matiri wiira ungi mangihota”
This now needs a thread on its own.
Especially the warning.
 
You are a living and breathing contradiction @Aviator.
Just the other day I begged you on my knees and in tears to afford me a boozer night-out in Nairobi with my Bae @Field Marshal:
You flatly declined proselytising how no alcoholic beverage ever grace your alimentary canal.

What is this now? You can’t have changed in a week from a Nazarene teetotaller to a guzzler.

Which leads me to think that you must be one of those men my Grandma always warn me about thus:
“Wimenyerere muno nikuri Arume moii kuuhana no mendete oo kwona njaga ya mundumuka matiri wiira ungi mangihota”
Bae!
 
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