Believe it or not: 30/03/2020

[Meria]

Jamaa amekataa kupelekwa Nyumbani (Kakamega) pale Thika road. Hearse imepiga u-turn almost Causing an Accident

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@Abba hii ni visieno aina gani?

EDIT: @Meria mi nikienda Sabatia situmiangi Thika Road!

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Sijawai amini hii maneno

 

[Abba]

@Abba hii ni visieno aina gani?

EDIT: @Meria mi nikienda Sabatia situmiangi Thika Road!

Kuna kitu hawajafanya.. they need to talk to village elders to know the cause of visieno. Either they want to bury the body the wrong place where it didnt want or maybe his first wife wants him buried next to her...kuna kitu

 

[Abba]

Sijawai amini hii maneno

You got jokes man

 

[Mwendawazimu]

You got jokes man

Really,how can the dead make the car not move???kwani anajua aje mpango za place atakwa??wacheni kutupima wazimu....

 

[MutheeK]

Haiya...you mean this actually happens @Abba? My neighbour (ni mwalimu pale KU) comes from Butsotso and told me ati wanaweza kataa kurudishwa nyumbani. I laughed and he looked at me with serious eyes...

 

[Abba]

Really,how can the dead make the car not move???kwani anajua aje mpango za place atakwa??wacheni kutupima wazimu....

Encounter with stubborn corpses

www.standardmedia.co.ke

Body refuses to leave city building for burial in the village, relatives forced to use a crane

There was drama in the Central Bussines District (CBD) on Tuesday, November 21 after a body 'refused' to leave a building for burial. Read more on TUKO.co.ke

www.tuko.co.ke

there are so many . In nigeria its even worse

 

[Abba]

@Mawaya hapa juu

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Encounter with stubborn corpses

www.standardmedia.co.ke

Body refuses to leave city building for burial in the village, relatives forced to use a crane

There was drama in the Central Bussines District (CBD) on Tuesday, November 21 after a body 'refused' to leave a building for burial. Read more on TUKO.co.ke

www.tuko.co.ke

there are so many . In nigeria its even worse

Clip 1:i think the cars were defective
Clip 2: mwili haiku Kauka?
Anyway,to each........

 

[Mawaya]

@Abba hii ni visieno aina gani?

EDIT: @Meria mi nikienda Sabatia situmiangi Thika Road!

End of debate @Abba.

 

[Okiya]

Huyo jamaa wa hearse on his way back kawaida atapewa kuku aambiwe arushe kwa njia. Woe unto him akiamua kukuja nayo hadi Nairobi kuichinja

 

[BlackJew]

This is true, my friend who was a hearse driver used to narrate to us such happenings. Ati "bro jana nilikua napeleka mwili flani western kufika so and so gari ikasimama kwa rodi ikazima yenyewe" na saa hio imetoka service. Wanatoa mwili, mshosho anashuka nayo anabonga na maiti for some time then gari inawaka tena.

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Huyo jamaa wa hearse on his way back kawaida atapewa kuku aambiwe arushe kwa njia. Woe unto him akiamua kukuja nayo hadi Nairobi kuichinja

Si hiyo kuku ni kitoweo wakifika Nairobi... Ni ya kusema asanti for the good work.ama?

 

[Okiya]

Si hiyo kuku ni kitoweo wakifika Nairobi... Ni ya kusema asanti for the good work.ama?

Iyo ni laana bro

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Iyo ni laana bro

I hope you tell them that. Coz I know area people who'd eat it.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Clip 1:i think the cars were defective
Clip 2: mwili haiku Kauka?
Anyway,to each........

Please explain your assertions,especially number 2.

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Please explain your assertions,especially number 2.

Since the corpse had made a fist then relaxed the hand,was wondering if rigor mortis had set in or not

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Since the corpse had made a fist then relaxed the hand,was wondering if rigor mortis had set in or not

How long after death does rigor mortis set in given that that cadaver was already more than a week old in a cold mortuary? And he long does it take to dissipate?

 

[ranny wa klist]

i read mischief from the living