Baraza JM responds to Jazzman

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Sure, import the Mustang, but be ready for the scrutiny
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What you need to know:
  • First up will be the attention. You may thrive in it for a while.
  • Be prepared for requests for pictures and test drives as well as numerous challenges from random strangers.
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Baraza,
Thank you for you concerted effort to keep us educated about cars. I am a petrolhead based in Dubai. When I first wrote you an email, I drove a Subaru, non-turbo (boring) but I upgraded to a 2016 Ford Shelby GT350 Mustang.
I intend to bring the car back home with me, but since it is left hand drive, I have a dealer willing to trade in with a RHD 2016 Shelby GT350R though I will be required to top up the exchange with a few coins.
The car is just an amazing piece of engineering, it has the looks and handles so great. I will leave the car with my wife (She is quite informed about rides), for some time, as am not yet done toiling in the Arabian Desert.
I am particularly worried about ground clearance - our normal route is from Nairobi-Nyahururu, Nanyuki-Meru and back to Nairobi via Embu, mostly once a month. We are a small family of three, and mostly, it will only be my wife and son, and they are not into luggage, so space is okay.
Kindly educate me about what I’m getting myself into by bringing the machine into Kenyan roads in terms of:
1. Issues arising from ground clearance in respect to our Kenyan roads.
2. Availability of quick service/diagnostic facilities.
3. Reliable garages that can service a Ford.
Richie Rich


Greetings, Richie Rich aka @JazzMan
And you must be rich if you are slinging a Shelby GT350. That is one hell of a machine.
You are right, the car looks like the knees of the bee and the handling is distinctly un-American, which is synonymous with “excellent”.
It doesn't sound half bad either, with that supercharged Coyote V8 nestling under the bulging hood. Unfortunately for you, that is the where the goodness ends. You are also right, by importing that vehicle - or something similar - you are setting yourself up for some nonsense up in here.

First up will be the attention. You may thrive in it for a while, but as every aspiring celebrity quickly finds out, the attention gets tiresome very fast, and it is unrelenting.
Be prepared for requests for pictures and test drives as well as numerous challenges from random strangers to try and prove that American cars are rubbish (they're not). Get ready to live the life of a politician once you bring that car in. So now,

1. Ground clearance: you are clear on this for the most part, until you try to drive towards, or from Embu town. Bumps are comically referred to as sleeping policemen in the United Kingdom of Great England-land and British Wales, Also Ireland Maybe And Sometimes Scotland, but the ones along the Embu-Sagana stretch must have been especially corrupt because they are fat like you cannot believe. This will be a problem for the Shelby, more so with its front lip/splitter. If the lip is carbon-fiber.... the thought does not bear thinking.

2. Availability of quick service/diagnostic facilities: you may have access to diagnostics, that's no problem. You can even get your own kit consisting of a Bluetooth dongle and phone app which should cover most of your OBD II needs, but when time comes to start opening the car up, you may run into problems.
The Mustang is familiar to most of us through Hollywood and YouTube videos involving pedestrians being run over by that car, but if we are talking repairs and maintenance, precious few of us will know what to do with a supercharged Coyote V8 and its attendant hardware.
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Ford GT350R Mustang at the 2015 New York International Auto Show during Press day.

CMC Motors, nowadays called Al Futtaim, once tried selling the Mustang here but they failed to do their market research properly. They were selling an overpriced vehicle - Sh10 million for a bog standard car - in an almost nonexistent niche - the two-door coupé market - and anyone could have told them what would happen next.
Actually I did. Some time back DT Dobie tried selling the E Klasse coupé and I told them it's a lovely car but it won't sell because Kenyans are not into that kind of thing and the few who are prefer to do their own importation, thank you.
DT Dobie listened and saved themselves from unwillingly hoarding inventory due to lack of sales. It seems CMC does not read my articles because they went ahead and peddled a Mustang here, which garnered a lot of social media likes but no sales to speak of. Sorry guys. You really should read this column more often.

3. What does all this have to do with you? Before a dealer sells a car, they take their staff for training on that particular make and model, so it is fair to assume that CM-Futtaim did so as well. This means this staff should know their way around a Mustang, more or less.
Whether or not the training actually happened is pure conjecture, and whether or not the trained staff is still working for Al-CMC is unknown. Muddy waters, they call it.
But you are Richie Rich, aren't you? And the GT350 is an enthusiast's car. Bring it over and avoid driving in or around Embu, you'll be fine, mostly.

You can always lease an X-Trail for that monthly drive to the slopes. Maintenance and fuel economy will be nightmares, but we have people driving Maseratis and Lamborghinis and Rolls-Royces around here.

I can only assume they weep at night when their cars act up but put a game face on when in public, and you too can live this life of uncertainty with a GT350.
If and when you import it, get in touch with us. We’d like to drive it and maybe make a video. That’s the in thing nowadays...
(Update: turns out the GT350 uses the 5.2-liter Voodoo V8, which is a development of the modular Coyote V8.)
 
Sure, import the Mustang, but be ready for the scrutiny
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What you need to know:
  • First up will be the attention. You may thrive in it for a while.
  • Be prepared for requests for pictures and test drives as well as numerous challenges from random strangers.
Thank you for reading Prime
You have 9999 more free Prime articles this month. Check out our plans for unlimited access.
Show plans
Baraza,
Thank you for you concerted effort to keep us educated about cars. I am a petrolhead based in Dubai. When I first wrote you an email, I drove a Subaru, non-turbo (boring) but I upgraded to a 2016 Ford Shelby GT350 Mustang.
I intend to bring the car back home with me, but since it is left hand drive, I have a dealer willing to trade in with a RHD 2016 Shelby GT350R though I will be required to top up the exchange with a few coins.
The car is just an amazing piece of engineering, it has the looks and handles so great. I will leave the car with my wife (She is quite informed about rides), for some time, as am not yet done toiling in the Arabian Desert.
I am particularly worried about ground clearance - our normal route is from Nairobi-Nyahururu, Nanyuki-Meru and back to Nairobi via Embu, mostly once a month. We are a small family of three, and mostly, it will only be my wife and son, and they are not into luggage, so space is okay.
Kindly educate me about what I’m getting myself into by bringing the machine into Kenyan roads in terms of:
1. Issues arising from ground clearance in respect to our Kenyan roads.
2. Availability of quick service/diagnostic facilities.
3. Reliable garages that can service a Ford.
Richie Rich


Greetings, Richie Rich aka @JazzMan
And you must be rich if you are slinging a Shelby GT350. That is one hell of a machine.
You are right, the car looks like the knees of the bee and the handling is distinctly un-American, which is synonymous with “excellent”.
It doesn't sound half bad either, with that supercharged Coyote V8 nestling under the bulging hood. Unfortunately for you, that is the where the goodness ends. You are also right, by importing that vehicle - or something similar - you are setting yourself up for some nonsense up in here.

First up will be the attention. You may thrive in it for a while, but as every aspiring celebrity quickly finds out, the attention gets tiresome very fast, and it is unrelenting.
Be prepared for requests for pictures and test drives as well as numerous challenges from random strangers to try and prove that American cars are rubbish (they're not). Get ready to live the life of a politician once you bring that car in. So now,

1. Ground clearance: you are clear on this for the most part, until you try to drive towards, or from Embu town. Bumps are comically referred to as sleeping policemen in the United Kingdom of Great England-land and British Wales, Also Ireland Maybe And Sometimes Scotland, but the ones along the Embu-Sagana stretch must have been especially corrupt because they are fat like you cannot believe. This will be a problem for the Shelby, more so with its front lip/splitter. If the lip is carbon-fiber.... the thought does not bear thinking.

2. Availability of quick service/diagnostic facilities: you may have access to diagnostics, that's no problem. You can even get your own kit consisting of a Bluetooth dongle and phone app which should cover most of your OBD II needs, but when time comes to start opening the car up, you may run into problems.
The Mustang is familiar to most of us through Hollywood and YouTube videos involving pedestrians being run over by that car, but if we are talking repairs and maintenance, precious few of us will know what to do with a supercharged Coyote V8 and its attendant hardware.
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Ford GT350R Mustang at the 2015 New York International Auto Show during Press day.

CMC Motors, nowadays called Al Futtaim, once tried selling the Mustang here but they failed to do their market research properly. They were selling an overpriced vehicle - Sh10 million for a bog standard car - in an almost nonexistent niche - the two-door coupé market - and anyone could have told them what would happen next.
Actually I did. Some time back DT Dobie tried selling the E Klasse coupé and I told them it's a lovely car but it won't sell because Kenyans are not into that kind of thing and the few who are prefer to do their own importation, thank you.
DT Dobie listened and saved themselves from unwillingly hoarding inventory due to lack of sales. It seems CMC does not read my articles because they went ahead and peddled a Mustang here, which garnered a lot of social media likes but no sales to speak of. Sorry guys. You really should read this column more often.

3. What does all this have to do with you? Before a dealer sells a car, they take their staff for training on that particular make and model, so it is fair to assume that CM-Futtaim did so as well. This means this staff should know their way around a Mustang, more or less.
Whether or not the training actually happened is pure conjecture, and whether or not the trained staff is still working for Al-CMC is unknown. Muddy waters, they call it.
But you are Richie Rich, aren't you? And the GT350 is an enthusiast's car. Bring it over and avoid driving in or around Embu, you'll be fine, mostly.

You can always lease an X-Trail for that monthly drive to the slopes. Maintenance and fuel economy will be nightmares, but we have people driving Maseratis and Lamborghinis and Rolls-Royces around here.

I can only assume they weep at night when their cars act up but put a game face on when in public, and you too can live this life of uncertainty with a GT350.
If and when you import it, get in touch with us. We’d like to drive it and maybe make a video. That’s the in thing nowadays...
(Update: turns out the GT350 uses the 5.2-liter Voodoo V8, which is a development of the modular Coyote V8.)
Huyu amefeli. The goal is to be rich, not look rich. Mustang will stick out. Form ni kununua Mitsubishi Pajero na unanyamaza. Capable vehicle without any unwarranted attention. Akisikia speed imesumbua atafute LeVorg/WRX/STI/Evo ablend in na hawa mafala wengine.

ION, the wife is ripe for my new Side Nigga Project.
 
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