*As from 1st December 2019*

[Meria]

NTSA AND NPS will be conducting Random and thorough checks in and out for all vehicles on the road.

As well if you know you shall be travelling during the festive season, ensure you rectify any small issues on your vehicle as you'll be fined for any petty things:- be it safety belt to tires to bulbs, windscreen - unroadworthy vehicle.

*Always Carry your DL while driving.*
As per now it will be NTSA VS NPS.
For the guys of drinking and driving. If caught cashbail for the driver alone is now 30k and vehicle plus towing charges shall be 13,500/-.
NOBODY is allowed to release the charged person or vehicle without informing an NTSA agent.
*Habari ndio hio*
#besafe

 

[Okiya]

Why should I carry my DL yet kuna app?

 

[Mawaya]

Why should I carry my DL yet kuna app?

This is what will be awaiting you.
D apana tambua app.

 

[Magreb]

Blocking the anus has never cured diarrhoea

 

[Tiger Bone]

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Matatu are speeding hapa Muthaiga to Survey Kwa speeds za 100kph na bado wanangoja Christmas ?
The moment they will tame matatus and idiotic muguka drivers Thika road itakuwa angalau.

 

[Okiya]

This is what will be awaiting you.
D apana tambua app.

My DL is valid just tht I dont carry it with me

 

[Cortedivoire]

Mpaka kuta kua na group ya WhatsApp
Corporal Pamba: Sir, the thika road team, we have surpassed the daily target. We have collected 70K. Thanks to Officer Gashwin and Officer Introvert who have collected 40K
OCS Meria: Well done boys. Good job Officers Gashwin and Introvert
OCS Meria: Corporal Digi, what is the update in Nairobi CBD?
Corporal Digi: typing.....
OCS Meria: Corporal Digi. WHY ARE YOU STILL TYPING AFTER 5 MINUTES. WHATS HAPPENING IN NAIROBI CBD. THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER
Corporal Digi:

Sir, the team managed 7K since we are competing with Kanjo.
OCS Meria: DIGI KIHII YOU ARE A JOKE. SEE ME FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

 

[Nattydread]

NTSA AND NPS will be conducting Random and thorough checks in and out for all vehicles on the road.

As well if you know you shall be travelling during the festive season, ensure you rectify any small issues on your vehicle as you'll be fined for any petty things:- be it safety belt to tires to bulbs, windscreen - unroadworthy vehicle.

*Always Carry your DL while driving.*
As per now it will be NTSA VS NPS.
For the guys of drinking and driving. If caught cashbail for the driver alone is now 30k and vehicle plus towing charges shall be 13,500/-.
NOBODY is allowed to release the charged person or vehicle without informing an NTSA agent.
*Habari ndio hio*
#besafe
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It is time to Uberize and Boltify!!

 

[LeoK]

Seriously nini husumbua watu? Nipewe number ya dealer.

 

[Okiya]

Btw must I put the insurance sticker on the windshield??

 

[Clemens]

Cunt relate. I have never been asked to show my DL for the last 8 years.

 

[Ubongo]

Kitoweo kwa wingi kwao

 

[123tokambio]

Why should I carry my DL yet kuna app?

App haitambuliwi na Traffic act...
-
36. (1) Any person driving a motor vehicle on a road shall carry
his driving licence or provisional licence, and on being so required by
a police officer, produce it for examination.
-

 

[123tokambio]

Cunt relate. I have never been asked to show my DL for the last 8 years.

Sawa mitoto ya Mutyambai...

 

[Anglututu]

Why should I carry my DL yet kuna app?

Expound, eti app?

 

[LeoK]

Only

Cunt relate. I have never been asked to show my DL for the last 8 years.

It only applies to people who have cars.

 

[Okiya]

Expound, eti app?

Ntsa app

 

[Joe Snr]

Only
It only applies to people who have cars.

Masweeps zinatembea huku

 

[bigDog]

If you are innocent of all crimes charged, tell that minor atakutana na lawyer yako kortini. Record everything including handover apeleke gari Kwa police station. Ask for a taxi home if the offence is bailable. Don't bribe!