AoB Wednesday, Jan 19, 2021

[Mwalimu-G]

Mtscheeeeew! Niaje kijana wa gathua nyee?

Ati gathua what? Mtaniuwa kwa kicheko one day. Nafungia kicheko hapa sasa wife ako all curious.

 

[Aviator]

@Aviator & co
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Am not studying thermodynamics, ever.

 

[Aviator]

Aviator cums and goes by his own hand. True story.

Weee, that's not me.
Am not monosexual. I like it wet and creamy

 

[Burner]

Mtscheeeeew! Niaje kijana wa gathua nyee?

Mtascheeeeeemwaaaahhh too. Niko poa manzi wa Berkleyhampshire

 

[mzeiya]

Sound expert wa kijiji si anakuwanga @Ngimanene na Muchere...

 

[mzeiya]

Ukistaajabu ya Musa, utaona ya @RANDY $

 

[Budspencer]

Ugandan Bodaboda men have now invented a kiboko-proof vest to wear as they ride past curfew time.
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Kuna opportunity ya used tires in UG @Introvert

Should have been invented back when I was in primary 5. Tungetoka draw na my Math teacher Mr. Lukanda. Mchwa imalize yeye kabisa.

 

[mzeiya]

Tungetoka draw na my Math teacher Mr. Lukanda. Mchwa imalize yeye kabisa.

Eh! Hii inafaa hekaya. Kichapo tulichapwa lakini sijawahi kuwa na resentment ya aina hiyo

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Should have been invented back when I was in primary 5. Tungetoka draw na my Math teacher Mr. Lukanda. Mchwa imalize yeye kabisa.

Antinyita mnajitokezaga tu polepole.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

 

[Nameless]

 

[Budspencer]

Antinyita mnajitokezaga tu polepole.

Pass mark was 90%. If you got 89, it wasn't just the single stroke on the back but 11of the best. Used to walk in class with not less that 10 tree stems. Deforester shenzi kabisa. If your class greeting wasn't loud enough mnalala kwa desk, mbili za mgongo. Before aende kwa baba he was involved in a RTA and was confined to a wheelchair. We celebrated as if we had won the world cup. The whole school.

 

[Eng'iti]

 

[Giggz]

More than 100 Kenyans fill hospitality jobs in Channel Islands

A recruitment drive in Nairobi has enabled Kenyans to fill hospitality jobs in the Channel Islands.

www.bbc.com

Ama hii ndio wameona ikue Nursing jobs. Kenya huendeshwa kama mkoko'

 

[Nameless]

Animal abuse. Lakini uzuri nyama iko chonjo. Ama aje @Mongrel?

 

[Masgwembe]

Pass this on to him

How will the old man manage this???
Ama you are confirming what the village has always suspected Cc @Aviator ex bae

 

[Aviator]

How will the old man manage this???
Ama you are confirming what the village has always suspected Cc @Aviator ex bae
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Wacha uchokozi

 

[mkurugenzi]

 

[mzeiya]

KBY
296P

 

[Kasaman]

KBY
296P

Black Insulation tape , wakora.