AOB Saturday 11th July, 2020

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Elder Lister
Utumishi kwa wote.
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Lakini ukweli usemwe, our cops deserve some recognition at times.

Ukitaka kujua polisi ni wa maana, jipate tu uko kwa noma and they're the only once who can help you out. A few rotten tomatoes exist but this Saturday I choose to celebrate our gallant officers who keep us in check coz Kenyans tuko na vichwa ngumu sana.
 
Utumishi kwa wote.
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Lakini ukweli usemwe, our cops deserve some recognition at times.

Ukitaka kujua polisi ni wa maana, jipate tu uko kwa noma and they're the only once who can help you out. A few rotten tomatoes exist but this Saturday I choose to celebrate our gallant officers who keep us in check coz Kenyans tuko na vichwa ngumu sana.
My friend if police can be disbanded for just a weekend, the fake middle class wanaweza kipata.
 
Ukitaka kujua polisi ni wa maana, jipate tu uko kwa noma and they're the only once who can help you out
MINI-HEKAYA
Once upon a time, nilikuwa makanga kwa Nissan za Lunga Lunga Sinai. These Nissans could only drop off passengers at OTC but were not allowed to pick any passengers because terminus ya Fords ilikuwa hapo Jack &Jill's.(presently Naekana Sacco terminus).
One day I had a running stomach and after dropping wadhii at OTC I told the kigonyi atafute donda wa squad cos singewesmake. I was so pressed nikashukia hapo kwa choo namba nane. Wakati huo choo zilikuwa under chokosh. Nikaingia na nikaonyeshwa choo baada ya kupart na 5bob. I did my business to my utmost relief.
Kutoka, three chokosh, with their ubiquitous bottles of glue accosted me, "Umehara kwa bafu. Lete mia ya kuosha" What?! Mia na wao ndiyo wamenidirect mahali ya kujisaidia? Two of them had knives so reasoning with them was out of the question. Problem was, I was the behenga (mwenye hubeba pesa kwa mat) coz the mat was my uncle's.
Sasa kutoa hio mia katikati ya doo ingine ni kujipeana live. Nikijaribu kutoa noti moja (ya value yeyote) ili wasije kuingia kwa mfuko yangu, polisi wakaingia. Boy! Have I ever been so grateful to see them. I had never thought that I could welcome the presence of cops, lakini hio siku walikuwa a godsend
 
MINI-HEKAYA
Once upon a time, nilikuwa makanga kwa Nissan za Lunga Lunga Sinai. These Nissans could only drop off passengers at OTC but were not allowed to pick any passengers because terminus ya Fords ilikuwa hapo Jack &Jill's.(presently Naekana Sacco terminus).
One day I had a running stomach and after dropping wadhii at OTC I told the kigonyi atafute donda wa squad cos singewesmake. I was so pressed nikashukia hapo kwa choo namba nane. Wakati huo choo zilikuwa under chokosh. Nikaingia na nikaonyeshwa choo baada ya kupart na 5bob. I did my business to my utmost relief.
Kutoka, three chokosh, with their ubiquitous bottles of glue accosted me, "Umehara kwa bafu. Lete mia ya kuosha" What?! Mia na wao ndiyo wamenidirect mahali ya kujisaidia? Two of them had knives so reasoning with them was out of the question. Problem was, I was the behenga (mwenye hubeba pesa kwa mat) coz the mat was my uncle's.
Sasa kutoa hio mia katikati ya doo ingine ni kujipeana live. Nikijaribu kutoa noti moja (ya value yeyote) ili wasije kuingia kwa mfuko yangu, polisi wakaingia. Boy! Have I ever been so grateful to see them. I had never thought that I could welcome the presence of cops, lakini hio siku walikuwa a godsend
Kwani ulikuwa umekula nini 😂. Jack & Jill enyewe was the supermarket of choice hiyo time
 
MINI-HEKAYA
Once upon a time, nilikuwa makanga kwa Nissan za Lunga Lunga Sinai. These Nissans could only drop off passengers at OTC but were not allowed to pick any passengers because terminus ya Fords ilikuwa hapo Jack &Jill's.(presently Naekana Sacco terminus).
One day I had a running stomach and after dropping wadhii at OTC I told the kigonyi atafute donda wa squad cos singewesmake. I was so pressed nikashukia hapo kwa choo namba nane. Wakati huo choo zilikuwa under chokosh. Nikaingia na nikaonyeshwa choo baada ya kupart na 5bob. I did my business to my utmost relief.
Kutoka, three chokosh, with their ubiquitous bottles of glue accosted me, "Umehara kwa bafu. Lete mia ya kuosha" What?! Mia na wao ndiyo wamenidirect mahali ya kujisaidia? Two of them had knives so reasoning with them was out of the question. Problem was, I was the behenga (mwenye hubeba pesa kwa mat) coz the mat was my uncle's.
Sasa kutoa hio mia katikati ya doo ingine ni kujipeana live. Nikijaribu kutoa noti moja (ya value yeyote) ili wasije kuingia kwa mfuko yangu, polisi wakaingia. Boy! Have I ever been so grateful to see them. I had never thought that I could welcome the presence of cops, lakini hio siku walikuwa a godsend
Nakumbuka hizo gari, zilipotea mid-2000's huko. But they were really ugly.
 
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