AoB 6rd August 2020
- Thread starter Mwalimu-G
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Ssabasajja
Elder Lister
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Meanwhile, at the urinal…
August 5, 2020 by Jonco
Bob is standing at the urinal in the men’s room doing his business. Steve walks up a couple of spaces over from Bob and begins to do his business. Bob glances over and exclaims, “Wow, you’re huge!!”
Steve kinda hangs his head and says, “Yeah, I know.”
Bob says, “I’m sorry, I just never seen a guy as fat as you. When is the last time you saw your pecker?”
Steve replies, “It’s been a long time.”
Bob asks, “Why don’t you diet?”
Steve says, “Why, what color is it now?”
August 5, 2020 by Jonco
Bob is standing at the urinal in the men’s room doing his business. Steve walks up a couple of spaces over from Bob and begins to do his business. Bob glances over and exclaims, “Wow, you’re huge!!”
Steve kinda hangs his head and says, “Yeah, I know.”
Bob says, “I’m sorry, I just never seen a guy as fat as you. When is the last time you saw your pecker?”
Steve replies, “It’s been a long time.”
Bob asks, “Why don’t you diet?”
Steve says, “Why, what color is it now?”
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Wasikupate hapa, them Kenyanlist purists.
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Siyo kuwa purists. Fact is wewe umezidi. You can't influence your audience by irritating them but I guess you can't grasp this in your current state of mind...
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Who told you I am here to entertain you or make you happy? You are not my audience. Kuna wale wanajua. It's a mission.
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Is that the cousin he married or just another sapiosexual?
Nattydread
Elder Lister
That was the moment it all came together: thermodynamics, pulleys and levers, magnetism, friction, lubrication, equal and opposite forces, fusion, fission and jet propulsion.
Aviator
Elder Lister
Just when you thought you had seen it all, along comes the Bishop.
www.suffolkgazette.com
Suffolk man had sex with 450 tractors
A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders' register.
www.suffolkgazette.com
Kasaman
Elder Lister
Have a friend who love his cars more than his wife ! Laniki sasa huyu mzungu amezidiJust when you thought you had seen it all, along comes the Bishop.
Suffolk man had sex with 450 tractors
A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders' register.
Kasaman
Elder Lister
You should also avoid irritating others , why do you think they are complaining ? Don't mention Ignore button, hujafika hapo .Who told you I am here to entertain you or make you happy? You are not my audience. Kuna wale wanajua. It's a mission.
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Are you masochistic, opening threads that irritate you?
I consciously do not open threads entitled 'This Is Guka' and would never be found telling him to find a more creative title.
P.s. Two people complaining vs. 10 - 15 liking and often commenting is a no-brainer.
You have the ignore button too.
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Thitima
Lister
Einstein was married twice, first to his former student Mileva Maric, and then to his cousin Elsa. His marriages were marred with affairs, along with women lavishing gifts on him. In previous known letters, Einstein expressed the misery he experienced in his first marriage......
https://www.biography.com/news/einstein-love-life-wives-affairs-letters
Einstein loved the wetcrack.
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Let me quote myself. Umeona hapo highlighted my man @Nattydread ? Hapo ndipo shida iko.
There's an old Mathari joke.
Patient 1: Hebu angalia huyu chizi, anasema yeye ni Jomo Kenyatta.
Patient 2: Ha ha ha! Mwendawazimu huyo. Anaweza sema yeye ni mimi aje?
Psychosis does not recognise itself.
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Stop this self-immolation. Kwani ni shida kutofungua nyuzi zangu, which often betray their content in the title?
Cheka kidogo mishipa ilegee, old chimp.
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