After being married for thirty years, a wife yesterday asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, “You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks ... “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”
She smiled happily and said ... “Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I'm Just Kidding!” The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor at MP Shar Hospital is fairly optimistic about saving his balls.