Field Marshal
Elder Lister
I once told you guys I feared a Chinese dragon which would have drilled through the earth from the other side would bite off my balls as I squatted in my pit latrine at my multi-million shilling hacienda.
Today I found a green snake coiled comfortably in the corner of the latrine.
I think it wanted to eat my balls for breakfast.
As I run away at the speed of a cheetah with my trousers falling, my excitable relatives killed it.
I think it was a harmless green grass snake.
Pole kwake.
From today ni kukunia kwa juala na kutupa na huko. Hata Njaruozz bado ziko...
Today I found a green snake coiled comfortably in the corner of the latrine.
I think it wanted to eat my balls for breakfast.
As I run away at the speed of a cheetah with my trousers falling, my excitable relatives killed it.
I think it was a harmless green grass snake.
Pole kwake.
From today ni kukunia kwa juala na kutupa na huko. Hata Njaruozz bado ziko...