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[Aviator]

Mkuu umetoka dowry juzi na hii ndiyo matokeo?

Ukiilipia, unagonga kama kìndū gìgūkua ūrìe.

 

[Kasaman]

use are

In our culture 'mtoto' wether boy or girl child ni wa ukoo (clan)
Man doesn't wake alone. Hence your word stranger comes in but ofcourse they are family friends who escort you during dowry

 

[Kasaman]

Ukiilipia, unagonga kama kìndū gìgūkua ūrìe.

No no no ! Unauwa ,kesho je?

 

[bigDog]

You two, consider yourselves wanted.

This time round hutakuta na 130kg of pure unadulterated blubber! Don't say you were not warned. Tukutane Kwa crematorium Gani? Cc: @Mongrel @Field Marshal wataleta eyewitness accounts! Kaarī Gani?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Stop imagining things ! Leta mbuzi tkule na elders tukueleza hii mambo.

By “tukule na elders...’ is it inclusive of everybody in Kenyanlist.net ama sisi wanawake tumebaguliwa?
La pili, @Kasaman akitoa hii mbuzi, tutaikulia wapi? Tupewe co-ordinates here and now tujitayarishe mapema kimavasi.
I don’t want to meet my Bae, the one and only @Field Marshal, scruffy and shabby.

 

[mzeiya]

By “tukule na elders...’ is it inclusive of everybody in Kenyanlist.net ama sisi wanawake tumebaguliwa?
La pili, @Kasaman akitoa hii mbuzi, tutaikulia wapi? Tupewe co-ordinates here and now tujitayarishe mapema kimavasi.
I don’t want to meet my Bae, the one and only @Field Marshal, scruffy and shabby.

This Sato I'm accompanying someone to Nyeri for a similar occasion. If only you were around, then...
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ama wacha tu @Field Marshal asinilaani

 

[bigDog]

By “tukule na elders...’ is it inclusive of everybody in Kenyanlist.net ama sisi wanawake tumebaguliwa?
La pili, @Kasaman akitoa hii mbuzi, tutaikulia wapi? Tupewe co-ordinates here and now tujitayarishe mapema kimavasi.
I don’t want to meet my Bae, the one and only @Field Marshal, scruffy and shabby.

This is a special offering, so wazee have to kill it facing the mountain. Lakini usijali, you will receive some choice cuts from your emissary. Sasa itakua nani? Hawa watu wa Ndeiya siwaamini saana, if you know what I mean .

 

[Mongrel]

You two, consider yourselves wanted.

Nani hajui huna akili?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

This is a special offering, so wazee have to kill it facing the mountain. Lakini usijali, you will receive some choice cuts from your emissary. Sasa itakua nani? Hawa watu wa Ndeiya siwaamini saana, if you know what I mean .

Uui Ngai Mwathani wa Matu-ini!
Seems like you are right @bigDog.
I am spoilt for choice.... I will say no more on this matter lest I incriminate meselfu.
Time to plead my fifth.

 

[Field Marshal]

Uui Ngai Mwathani wa Matu-ini!
Seems like you are right @bigDog.
I am spoilt for choice.... I will say no more on this matter lest I incriminate meselfu.
Time to plead my fifth.

Bae! Aki Mamie?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Poor workmanship !

Ok.

 

[Aviator]

This time round hutakuta na 130kg of pure unadulterated blubber! Don't say you were not warned. Tukutane Kwa crematorium Gani? Cc: @Mongrel @Field Marshal wataleta eyewitness accounts! Kaarī Gani?

Kariokor.
Carry your own ghee.

Nani hajui huna akili?

Mdau apana shambulia mimi. Tuko same WhatsApp ya brainless. You just happen to be the admin.

 

[Aviator]

No no no ! Unauwa ,kesho je?

She won't die.
Nobody ever died of sweetness.

 

[Kasaman]

Bae! Aki Mamie?

She won't die.
Nobody ever died of sweetness.

Many have died ! Blue pills ?

 

[Aviator]

Many have died ! Blue pills ?

Blue pills ≠ Sweetness

 

[Kasaman]

Blue pills ≠ Sweetness

Are you talking from your experience ?

 

[Aviator]

Are you talking from your experience ?

I have never taken blue pills.

 

[Giggz]

Mkuu umetoka dowry juzi na hii ndiyo matokeo?

Anatoa uchungu wa pesa, @Kasaman hii kitu utagonga ukufe utuachie. Wacha pupa

 

[Kasaman]

Mkuu umetoka dowry juzi na hii ndiyo matokeo?

Mtangoja !