Animal Phobia.... Tell me about yours

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Hakuna kitu naogopa kama kulukulu....(bata mzinga) My granpa used to keep them and nikiwa mdogo one chased me ... Wueh, from that day naziogopanga.

Came across this video nikakumbuka.wazungu wanakuanga na vituko... Hehe.
 
He he....when I was a very young bachelor I brought a new girl home. I left her in the sitting room and went to the shop for some milk and soda. In my absence my neighbours cat walked in as it was used to when I came home. when i came back from the duka my dear was standing on the sofa hyperventilating. She was restless the whole of her stay, even after sending away the cat and several assurances.
 
There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.
 
Mwalimu-G said:
There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.
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You are nosy 😂😂
 
Mwalimu-G said:
He he....when I was a very young bachelor I brought a new girl home. I left her in the sitting room and went to the shop for some milk and soda. In my absence my neighbours cat walked in as it was used to when I came home. when i came back from the duka my dear was standing on the sofa hyperventilating. She was restless the whole of her stay, even after sending away the cat and several assurances.
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You left out some juicy detail. You most likely faced issues chasing after the cat that was left behind.
 
Mwalimu-G said:
There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.
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na ukaoshwa mecho, mbona unawacha hiyo part?
 
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