Analysis of Kenyan Men

[mzeiya]

Don't shoot the messenger, enjoy the humor.



3. Maasai
Two wives
One girlfriend
He loves his cows the most

4. Somali
Four wives
No girlfriend
Loves his miraa the most

5. Teso
Has one wife
One girlfriend
But he loves the housemaid the most.

6. Luhya
Has two wives
Has two girlfriends
He loves the wives’ sisters the most.

7. Coasterian
Has 4 wives
Has 0 girlfriends
He loves the house boy the most.

8. Luo
Has 4 wives
Has 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbour's wife the most.

9. Kamba
Has one, two three wives
Has several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.

10. Kisii/Meru
One wife
Many girlfriends
He will beat them all.

I think this country should be disbanded and everyone given their share to leave.

The Writer

 

[Cortedivoire]

The summary is no one loves his wife

 

[upepo]

Fact: We export out finest tea grades at 2.50 dollars a kilo while the Kenyan consumer pays 5.00 dollars per kilo for the lowest grades.

 

[kingolonde]

Fact: We export out finest tea grades at 2.50 dollars a kilo while the Kenyan consumer pays 5.00 dollars per kilo for the lowest grades.

Very true

 

[Aviator]

Fact: The human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.

 

[Nameless]

Truth hurts and a lot of truths is detailed in the post

 

[Mtumsafi]

Don't shoot the messenger, enjoy the humor.



3. Maasai
Two wives
One girlfriend
He loves his cows the most

4. Somali
Four wives
No girlfriend
Loves his miraa the most

5. Teso
Has one wife
One girlfriend
But he loves the housemaid the most.

6. Luhya
Has two wives
Has two girlfriends
He loves the wives’ sisters the most.

7. Coasterian
Has 4 wives
Has 0 girlfriends
He loves the house boy the most.

8. Luo
Has 4 wives
Has 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbour's wife the most.

9. Kamba
Has one, two three wives
Has several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.

10. Kisii/Meru
One wife
Many girlfriends
He will beat them all.

I think this country should be disbanded and everyone given their share to leave.

The Writer
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Facebook chieth, I saw this several years ago

 

[Tommy Kwesule.]

Fact: The human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.

You forgot the qualifier average juu @Kush Yule Mnono would feel left out and insulted.

 

[bigDog]

You forgot the qualifier average juu @Kush Yule Mnono would feel left out and insulted.

Vawulense! We want more vawulense. We don't want peace!

 

[Karma_mama]

Fact: We export out finest tea grades at 2.50 dollars a kilo while the Kenyan consumer pays 5.00 dollars per kilo for the lowest grades.

I am a tea lover. When I visit Kenya I bring tea with me. It is just the everyday brand people buy here but the difference in quality is huge. It saddens me.

 

[bigDog]

I am a tea lover. When I visit Kenya I bring tea with me. It is just the everyday brand people buy here but the difference in quality is huge. It saddens me.

Why does that happen? Why can't Kenyan companies export a finished product to the UK market?

 

[kijanamrefu]

Why does that happen? Why can't Kenyan companies export a finished product to the UK market?

Because Kenya is a farm, not a factory, when it comes to global business.