All deep state Plans Have Flopped, Hahaaa!

[Berlin Oxford]

This is how they had planned, but they have failed miserably!!!!
1. The first step was to have a bbi referendum, which would be a big boost to their movement if they happened to win. However, their plan was quashed when the snake was declared Null n Void.

2. They wanted the nasa principles to stick together to the end. This flopped when MaDVD and Weta bolted and joined Hustler.

3. They have tried transferring voters from UDA strongholds illegally. The plan was discovered and is being rectified as we speak.

4. They sponsored more than 50 presidential candidates to ensure that the general election will be chaotic. Owe unto them because IEBC has only cleared 4. Voting will run smoothly. This was the last straw in their evil plan. They have now surrendered and have accepted that the 5th President is none other than Chief Hustler Ruto.

 

[kijanamrefu]

Hehehe. This is "ata sijaskia vibaya" in point form.

 

[Young_Turk]

I pity anyone who underestimates Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga. Over a century in political experience combined.

Sisemi kitu

 

[Clemens]

Hmmh, so silent on your favourite piñata his excellency melon.

 

[Pseudonyms]

Sisemi kitu

I dare anyone to come up with a more irritating cliché.

After all that claptrap bado husemi kitu?

 

[Field Marshal]

Wacha mimi niseme.

Kuna ugonjwa unaitwa 'kichaa'. By the way hauna tiba kama TB..............................

 

[Berlin Oxford]

I pity anyone who underestimates Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga. Over a century in political experience combined.

Sisemi kitu

Walisema Hustler hatakua kwa debe. What Happened?

 

[Berlin Oxford]

Hmmh, so silent on your favourite piñata his excellency melon.

siezi ongea kuhusu huyo wazimu. It is a waste of time.

 

[Aviator]

Besides murdering rusungu, you have said nothing

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Ole Itumbi....ama

 

[Young_Turk]

Besides murdering rusungu, you have said nothing

I dare anyone to come up with a more irritating cliché.

After all that claptrap bado husemi kitu?

Wacha basi niseme

Raila Amolo Odinga and his Handshake partner will be in power come next year.

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[Cortedivoire]

Wake up it's not 2018 ni 2022

 

[Doc oga]

This is how they had planned, but they have failed miserably!!!!
1. The first step was to have a bbi referendum, which would be a big boost to their movement if they happened to win. However, their plan was quashed when the snake was declared Null n Void.

2. They wanted the nasa principles to stick together to the end. This flopped when MaDVD and Weta bolted and joined Hustler.

3. They have tried transferring voters from UDA strongholds illegally. The plan was discovered and is being rectified as we speak.

4. They sponsored more than 50 presidential candidates to ensure that the general election will be chaotic. Owe unto them because IEBC has only cleared 4. Voting will run smoothly. This was the last straw in their evil plan. They have now surrendered and have accepted that the 5th President is none other than Chief Hustler Ruto.

All those plans and counter plans originate from the same people. Is like playing chess with yourself alafu mashabiki wanashangilia pande zote mbili zako.