A.O.B Monday 10st May 2021
- Thread starter upepo
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Mongrel
Elder Lister
As an agronomist I predict the prices to climb even further, si tuanze magendo?
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Tu-dynasty manenoz.............................
Ngimanene na Muchere
Elder Lister
Dynasty kid?
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Kwani hao mashetani hawakuwa wameenda recce?
Ssabasajja
Elder Lister
upepo
Elder Lister
Wale shiny-eyes walikuwa career bank robbers huko 70s na 80s walikuwa wanatokea hii design.
bigDog
Elder Lister
The map! It's the map that had wrong information.
Luther12
Elder Lister
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Two of everything…
May 10, 2021 by Jonco
After finishing his round of golf, Roger headed straight for the bar where he bumped into his friend Barney. Looking down at Roger’s trousers, Barney asked him: ‘Why are your trousers so wet at the front?’
Roger called him to one side and explained quietly: ‘Today is the first time I’ve played golf wearing bifocals. Throughout my round, I could see two sizes for everything. There was a big club and a little club, a big ball and a little ball, and so on. So I hit the little ball with the big club, and it worked great. And when I got to the green, I putted the little ball into the big cup. I played the best golf of my life.’
‘I understand all that,’ said Barney, ‘but how did you get so wet?’
‘Well,’ said Roger, ‘when I got to the 15th, I was desperate for a pee. I knew I couldn’t wait until I got back to the clubhouse. So I sneaked into the woods and unzipped my fly. When I looked down there were two of them – a big one and a little one. Well, I knew the big one wasn’t mine, so I put it back.’
May 10, 2021 by Jonco
After finishing his round of golf, Roger headed straight for the bar where he bumped into his friend Barney. Looking down at Roger’s trousers, Barney asked him: ‘Why are your trousers so wet at the front?’
Roger called him to one side and explained quietly: ‘Today is the first time I’ve played golf wearing bifocals. Throughout my round, I could see two sizes for everything. There was a big club and a little club, a big ball and a little ball, and so on. So I hit the little ball with the big club, and it worked great. And when I got to the green, I putted the little ball into the big cup. I played the best golf of my life.’
‘I understand all that,’ said Barney, ‘but how did you get so wet?’
‘Well,’ said Roger, ‘when I got to the 15th, I was desperate for a pee. I knew I couldn’t wait until I got back to the clubhouse. So I sneaked into the woods and unzipped my fly. When I looked down there were two of them – a big one and a little one. Well, I knew the big one wasn’t mine, so I put it back.’
Kasaman
Elder Lister
Muaze kuwaibia wakulima usiku ,kama ngandamia ?
Kasaman
Elder Lister
Kanyoni gakwa wìhithahithe !