A.O.B. Friday 29th November, 2019.

[upepo]

December is here. Time for regular/beta/dry-spelling/bachelor males to be extra vigilant. Beware to females who act too friendly, those who suddenly recall your number after ‘losing’ their phone, and those who suddenly discover that you are a good person. Do not fall for it. It is a set-up. If you respond to those ‘Hi’ texts from characters you communicated with many moons ago, the year won’t end well for you. You will end up doing crazy things, the kind that will leave a huge dent in your pockets. I won’t even talk about the disappointment; I know you are already used to that by now. Remember, you have struggled alone for a whole year, please end it alone, in peace, in the company of Keg mugs if need be. Let the alpha males assume responsibility to the very end. I won't narrate what may or may not have happened to me at a time like this last year, but suffice is to say I am still in recovery mode. Don’t say you were never warned.

 

[Pamba 1]

Wekelea hekaya Mr magoha.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hapana kuwa mchoyo wa hekaya...inaweza saidia wengine.

 

[MbitikaZetu]

There is a girl we studied with in primary school in the nineties. She found my contact and really looked for me in December 2015. She made sure that I sampled her honey pot seriously. The good thing is that she never demanded any money from me.

 

[upepo]

Wekelea hekaya Mr magoha.

Hekaya iko jikoni. Lakini summary nililipa fare ya watu 5 ya kwenda busia around December 23rd, nikanunua nguo zinatosha kufungua boutique, na nikafanya shopping inaweza shikilia kijiji mzima siku tano. This is one of the reasons huwa sihurumii bukusu wakionyeshwa moshi na kunguru shiny-eyes. If anything huwa nashangilia kimoyomoyo.

 

[Ice_Cube]

Hekaya iko jikoni. Lakini summary nililipa fare ya watu 5 ya kwenda busia around December 23rd, nikanunua nguo zinatosha kufungua boutique, na nikafanya shopping inaweza shikilia kijiji mzima siku tano. This is one of the reasons huwa sihurumii bukusu wakionyeshwa moshi na kunguru shiny-eyes. If anything huwa nashangilia kimoyomoyo.

Kama ilikua Busia most likely walikua wa samia ama wateso. Hurumia Bukusu buana.

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kama ilikua Busia most likely walikua wa samia ama was teso. Hurumia Bukusu buana.

Ama Marachi na Khayo. Lakini kunguru ni kunguru tu hata awe wa wapi.

 

[upepo]

Kama ilikua Busia most likely walikua wa samia ama wateso. Hurumia Bukusu buana.

Ni bukusu ya busia.

 

[Pamba 1]

Ni bukusu ya busia.

Hakuna kitu kama bukusu wa Busia, labda hata ni shiny ya Busia.

 

[Masked Titan]

December is here. Time for regular/beta/dry-spelling/bachelor males to be extra vigilant. Beware to females who act too friendly, those who suddenly recall your number after ‘losing’ their phone, and those who suddenly discover that you are a good person. Do not fall for it. It is a set-up. If you respond to those ‘Hi’ texts from characters you communicated with many moons ago, the year won’t end well for you. You will end up doing crazy things, the kind that will leave a huge dent in your pockets. I won’t even talk about the disappointment; I know you are already used to that by now. Remember, you have struggled alone for a whole year, please end it alone, in peace, in the company of Keg mugs if need be. Let the alpha males assume responsibility to the very end. I won't narrate what may or may not have happened to me at a time like this last year, but suffice is to say I am still in recovery mode. Don’t say you were never warned.

umeniokolea sana - kuna kidame kimenipigia leo after more than one year without any sort of communication, talking all nice and available, sikua nimeshikanisha kwanini amenikumbuka after all that time - sasa nimeelewa

 

[Kasaman]

December is here. Time for regular/beta/dry-spelling/bachelor males to be extra vigilant. Beware to females who act too friendly, those who suddenly recall your number after ‘losing’ their phone, and those who suddenly discover that you are a good person. Do not fall for it. It is a set-up. If you respond to those ‘Hi’ texts from characters you communicated with many moons ago, the year won’t end well for you. You will end up doing crazy things, the kind that will leave a huge dent in your pockets. I won’t even talk about the disappointment; I know you are already used to that by now. Remember, you have struggled alone for a whole year, please end it alone, in peace, in the company of Keg mugs if need be. Let the alpha males assume responsibility to the very end. I won't narrate what may or may not have happened to me at a time like this last year, but suffice is to say I am still in recovery mode. Don’t say you were never warned.

what about the girl child ?

 

[StewMaker]

Ni bukusu ya busia.

Hakuna kitu Kama bukusu ya busia.

 

[upepo]

Hakuna kitu kama bukusu wa Busia, labda hata ni shiny ya Busia.

Wacheni ubishi mingi.The father is a retired civil servant permanently settled in Busia.

 

[Pamba 1]

Wacheni ubishi mingi.The father is a retired civil servant permanently settled in Busia.

Can agree with you, I'm from busia but my dad relocated to bungoma,pole mwalimu.

 

[Kasaman]

There is a girl we studied with in primary school in the nineties. She found my contact and really looked for me in December 2015. She made sure that I sampled her honey pot seriously. The good thing is that she never demanded any money from me.

best things in life are free !

 

[MbitikaZetu]

best things in life are free !

Sure as hell!

 

[Mr Black]

Wadau kaeni rada

 

[Foxtrot]

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Wadau kaeni rada

Oh man! This looks bad

 

[Foxtrot]

Kwani watu waliacha kuenda kutembelea wazazi during the holidays ?

 

[Ice_Cube]

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Wadau kaeni rada

The weather has booked this weekend alright