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  1. Field Marshal

    The Falling Standards in Journalism

    No. It's so obvious it's hilarious. @JazzMan don't let the cat out of the bag..
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka...

    So the population of Tanzania rose 16million in 10 years? OK! That's a population growth rate of about 37 per cent in the period! What does this mean for the provision of social services, the economy, etc? My honest opinion is that nyeuthis should be left to their own devices.
  3. Field Marshal

    The Falling Standards in Journalism

    You are always slow unless it's something to do with me-coo-ndos. Though I can bet 89.964367865321 per cent of howling, whining, ranting single-digit bonobozz here won't see it too...
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    in the headlines: DeeSeeEye KeyNotty on the altar

    It doesn't matter. And when they do, they'll blame the govt...
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    Amerucans, Seriously?

    Fek news. Everybody with a smartphone can now generate content. Huoni huyo ni mwendawazimu?
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    Nairobi to Thika in 13 minutes

    I'll use that some day...
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    Akili za jaba

    Muulize kwa niamba yangu bro. Please. Niko too busy exercising my biceps lifting weights. Glasses of Wcap...
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    things are tough

    Hata Mimi sijawai elewa hii kitu njaruo. Mtu anauwa mwenzake mchana watu wakiona. Witnesses write statements but case still takes 5years to conclude. Why?
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    Kazi ni mingi masaa ndiyo hakuna

    Si akiskia kiuu ni kupanua tuu alambe hiyo maji?
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    Accident Alert: Kamakis

    Why this guy is still alive is beyond me. The Soweto Necklace would really have fitted him...
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    Nairobi to Thika in 13 minutes

    Nothing impressive here, just Darwin doing a morning stroll. In a country with no lane discipline, it's just a matter of time before their brains are scrapped off the tarmac....
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    Akili za jaba

    Anataka pesa ngapi? The entitlement is just sickening...
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    Putthy whipped

    In Ndeiya we have real women who deal with real-life issues, not some Cinderella wannabes. Eti me I give up my seat for you? Why? Wacha seat. If I was on the Titanic men would have boarded the lifeboats first...
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    Rao 2027 n beyond

    Eti red witchcraft tena? Witchcraft has colours now? Somebody needs to duoko remo your arse urudi default settings...
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    Putthy whipped

    Hapo sawa bae!
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    Putthy whipped

    Wait, eti I open the car door for you? And then proceed to hold your bag? Let me be polite; a vagina is not a disability. Deal with your own shit....
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    Flooding....

    Just listen to the howling. Jungle software 3.0 at play....
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    Britain aid

    Bae? Why you do me like that?
  19. Field Marshal

    Hire Purchase, Insane Margins

    We don't want peace! We need more vayolence!
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    Halloween gone wrong in Korea

    Of course. Kwanza what business do Koreans have celebrating a beberu tradition? Sad though....
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