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    Yes Its A Locust

    Were you able to identify the head, abdomen and thorax and differentiate it from a grasshopper? All that nonsense they taught us in school? To make your science ticha proud. Ama wewe ni mtu we KACE (circa 1950 - 1974 or thereabouts) kama guka @Field Marshal ?
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    Marriage

    Utakuwa unatafuta ndume mwenzako. Chunga. Some have been in your shoes. 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:
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    Breakfast...

    Temperature gauge kuona kama sembe bado ni moto for consumption.
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    60 idiots dead

    Yule jamaa wa kikikikiki yuko wapi atulete a stale joke deserving of this momentous occasion of these 60 bonobos. 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:
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    30 Yrs it is

    Why is it shocking. Same as you did with shemale @Aviator :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 Your affinity for ratchets. Drink more yoghurt, eat more bananas and don't forget to add carrots to make you see more clearly.
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    How Kenyan rose to Become Manager at Boeing

    Who told you this lie? 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:
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    Murder Most Foul

    Crime of passion. The assailants most probably know her or were sent by someone that does.
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    This is Guka - Nakamua Huyu Mrembo Leo..

    @jatelo always knew this so called guka was queer. Who katias a man for 5 years inbosk? Apasue tu kabat bila kusumbua sleepy Senetas. :ROFLMAO: 😁 what the eff?
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    Guka Do you have a will

    Guka wa paybill, yoghurt na ndizi? Will? Wachanga jokes!
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    city in the sun

    Unbelievable
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    Angry Uhuru kicks out bigDog & co out of state house

    Please wake up from your slumber. Eti atahangaishwa na nani? If draconian Moi retired and nada happened to him, rest assured nothing will happen to Uhuru.
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    Joke of the day

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    Usiku sacco

    Never really understood the fascination, clamor and nonsense with the obsession. Instead of supporting homegrown teams and talent, if not in Kenya, at least do it for the continent. Upuss. Eti a whole jibaba anawika Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford chieth. Has never been there and might never...
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    Being a Shylock

    Hauja fanya due diligence na unataka kua "shylock"? Maajabu.
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    Kunguru Kapata Kichapo

    This will make her resent her father more. It will make her rebel more as time goes by. There is a certain approach. This was excessive. The very thing they were discipling her about is the same thing they are airing. Her nudity. Totally counterproductive.
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    Leo ni Irish manenos

    Mpaka muna watch Spongebob square pants. 😁 😁 😁
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    Fake Currencies

    That's why it's imperative to take payment in an electronic form, either Mpesa or direct deposit to the bank account to avoid this pitfall.
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    Mandas moto

    Safari tunamaliza sote pamoja. What were you guys thinking when you voted for the drunk three times? Safari lazima tumalize.
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