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  1. Swansea

    back to default setting

    You're on path kuwekewa pacemaker kama yule jamaa wa yoghurt na ndizi.
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    back to default setting

    I really hope Uhuru runs again (BBI) so some of us that did not vote for him even ONCE can get that chance. So we can narrow the gap of you jangilis that voted for him thrice. Unapologetically team DYNASTY. Iko shida?
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    A building has collapsed in Nairobi Kamukunji area

    Kenya we have a problem. The default settings need to be applied like yesterday.
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    Yes Its A Locust

    In the immortal words of my West African buddies, "who care".
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    Yes Its A Locust

    Guka, you too cannot address me directly. If not taught in context to be beneficial, it is all upuss. How many unemployed youth in Kenya do we have that were taught that nonsense? Please Google the curriculum for countries like Germany and see why they are miles ahead. Hiyo tu! Nyie wazee do...
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    Yes Its A Locust

    Were you able to identify the head, abdomen and thorax and differentiate it from a grasshopper? All that nonsense they taught us in school? To make your science ticha proud. Ama wewe ni mtu we KACE (circa 1950 - 1974 or thereabouts) kama guka @Field Marshal ?
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    Marriage

    Utakuwa unatafuta ndume mwenzako. Chunga. Some have been in your shoes. 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:
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    Breakfast...

    Temperature gauge kuona kama sembe bado ni moto for consumption.
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    60 idiots dead

    Yule jamaa wa kikikikiki yuko wapi atulete a stale joke deserving of this momentous occasion of these 60 bonobos. 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:
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    30 Yrs it is

    Why is it shocking. Same as you did with shemale @Aviator :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 Your affinity for ratchets. Drink more yoghurt, eat more bananas and don't forget to add carrots to make you see more clearly.
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    How Kenyan rose to Become Manager at Boeing

    Who told you this lie? 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:
  12. Swansea

    Murder Most Foul

    Crime of passion. The assailants most probably know her or were sent by someone that does.
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    This is Guka - Nakamua Huyu Mrembo Leo..

    @jatelo always knew this so called guka was queer. Who katias a man for 5 years inbosk? Apasue tu kabat bila kusumbua sleepy Senetas. :ROFLMAO: 😁 what the eff?
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    Guka Do you have a will

    Guka wa paybill, yoghurt na ndizi? Will? Wachanga jokes!
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    city in the sun

    Unbelievable
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    Angry Uhuru kicks out bigDog & co out of state house

    Please wake up from your slumber. Eti atahangaishwa na nani? If draconian Moi retired and nada happened to him, rest assured nothing will happen to Uhuru.
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    Joke of the day

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    Usiku sacco

    Never really understood the fascination, clamor and nonsense with the obsession. Instead of supporting homegrown teams and talent, if not in Kenya, at least do it for the continent. Upuss. Eti a whole jibaba anawika Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford chieth. Has never been there and might never...
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