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So Uhuru can't visit anywhere in his country?

Says the guy who can't afford a decent prostitute. :rolleyes:

The generators need to be rebuilt from zero every time there is a blackout.

They tell you to heal. :rolleyes:

Is this how leaking roofs are repaired nowadays?

Mdomo chafu.

Kenya is one of the few countries on earth where money steals itself.

Who is "we"? Wewe na Malaya wenzako?

Ati wanaenda kesha kukula mbuzi za wizi. 😁 They should open a branch where I live.

Huyu aliona siku mrefu. Where do you get the nerves to enter somebody's vehicle hovyo hovyo? That girl amemwambia siku hizi Kenya pesa ya bribes itakosa going forward. Aende akachukue kwa Ruto.

I got really depressed when i saw the clown riding a tricycle in state house.

Kuwa serious. One was 37 and the other 30.

Do you fight alot in your house using utensils?

Sometimes I feel like peeing but it's not an emergency, until someone opens a tap and I hear the water flowing!

He would say the same about men who are addicted to prostitutes.

The dumb fuck has admitted that they don't know what they are doing, but he knows it will be painful.

In I pity the people who have to deal with you every day.

It troubles me that somebody can quote Atwoli confidently. No wonder this country is in trouble.

Si Uhuru?