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I ferkin' stopped counting the days of lockdown coz its now survival for the fittest.

Sio mgongo tena! What the fwerk! Is he coming home or crawling back to the sh!t hole he came from?

Like buttons zilikua zime Malaysia. Naona nikama plan ya kuiba KCrs.

Upande wako unaona buttons ngapi?

Why did he fly out then if it was a minor problem. Again I can't see the like button, only reply and report buttons. Kijiji inakufa?

Change does not come overnight but then again devolution will finish us.

Fununu zinasema hii shida yote ni ya "Watermelon", he wants a paycheque from county of Kitui because he's a political veteran but Wamasaa won't budge.

Niliwaambia nini? Mwenye ako na hiyo meme ya "napita tu" aniwekee hapa.

I would vote for LootAll, but then again he would make NO difference from the current state of affairs. That's why I decided to stay away from politics because like the Mkamba Chief Justice aka Mutunga said, Kenya is ran by cartels and no matter how much you try to streamline it, it will never work.

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Nesa vyu.

That's why nikasema mahali iko saa lazima inamwaga filler kwa barabara.

KBA...? Hii lazima mahali iko inaendaga ikimwaga filler on every slight pothole encounter.

Wamasaa na Watermelon hawaelewani saa hii na hawajawai elewana hata kidogo. Badala ya kushirikiana walete maendeleo ukambani, kazi yao ni vita tu.

It is said that Wamasaa will be impeached this coming week or the next couple of weeks to come (fununu). The reason why "Wayulu" ameponea ni kwa sababu wanataka kumtupa Wamasaa chini ya Lori. Ikiwa fununu ni za kweli, if Wamasaa from Kitui is impeached then she will go down as the sacrifice.

I am one of the msafi kama pamba.

Waiguru in msafi kama Pamba, I fear that the goat that will be sacrificed is Mama Ngilu come next week.

...ngaeka mwaeka! :D

Its all politics. Politics everywhere.

I said it here before and I will say it again, there's no Corona in Equatorial Africa, call me a Covidiot, but I believe there's no corona. I also said that you need to stock up more ginger, lemons and garlic this season because I know that the numbers are gonna sow high because of the common...