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Basenji are dogs bred from Congolese homestead stock to fit europeans. Hizi za Kenya have been left untouched.

Huyo akidedi a quarter of Kenya's problems will be solved. Shida labda ni hawa 3/4 wamebaki wanaweza amua kutugeuza nchi za ufala kama Gabon ama equatorial Guinea.

Cendro. Western wanaita Tinain

Huyu warewolf anafanya biashara ya mali mali?

Border Collie zinatoka kwa mkoloni. Local dogs hazijapewa jina because we hate ourselves. Watu wanaziita mutina, jina ya dharau

This is something our homestead dogs can do. Ni vile Kenyans fancy themselves to be British and want all manner of foreign dogs ndio waone wako na mbwa halafu wanaita our disease resistant KHDs mutina. Naskianga kuchapa watu. Border collies have a strong herding instinct to the point they are...

Chelsea just won the race to sign Harry Kane

Kai Havertz has pulled a Torres. Repaid his fee with his one goal in the entire Champions League campaign.

Halafu pia nikasahau kusema, we have Kovacic. Lazima tushinde.

Halafu kuzidisha, kuna Kante na Mendy JaGoal kwa timu. God has been smiling on these two for years now. Why should that stop today?

Guardiola hatoboi. Hata kama amesoma tactics za Tuchel, bado hatawezana.

An imagined lineup of cabinet IF Lootall wins. Tutakuwa tumeruka mkojo tukaangukia kinyesi...

Halafu bado Oromos and Amharas are beating war drums. If not put in check, Ethiopia will cannibalise itself.

Ah, buda. Hizi mbisha ni za lini? I thought CinC aliwacha kutumia Puma

If only we had a working justice system that mwananchi could trust in...

Which means you had a chance to vanquish bonoboism but you didn't

Niandikie majina nihakikishe wote wamenyongwa when I become president.

1000 ways to die: Death By Taxin.

Toka uangalie super moon. Labda uko na latent werewolf genes.

Fiverr, UpWork, PeoplePerHour and so many more. Hata ukitaka Wakenya utawapata huko. Ni wale wanaelewa vile kunaenda, sio wale wa tamaa...