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This season ODM will be paid to spoil for Okiya. Raila is truly showing his true colors. Just the other day this woman was promising Ruto that they will be together even beyond 2027.

That's how we are left to choose among people like Sonko and Karen Nyamu. These shameless empty-headed politicians first gang up and remove the one biggest threat to their stealing, then from there they go back to their mud-births happily, after killing their common threat. It's a wonder how...

You don't speak for me, wakameat.

This performing monkey wasn't thrown out?

True, but only because Mobutu is dead.

Is this really normal gluttony or is Ruto actually sick? This can't be normal.

Nothing short of a firing squad on an industrial scale will cleanse this country of these bastards who are ready to sell their mothers for money.

You don't say!

What does this one smoke?

I hope Kenyans can see through these shits and realize that this is the same way they ended up giving Ruto the presidency, even after proving he can't run a cattle-dip. Gachagua is now positioning himself to take advantage of genZees. Gachagua is a very treacherous and vile creature only...

I will live to remember that muranga lady prancing like a Marabou stork to that chant. And then she asks "nïmügokïra tene?" They really screwed us.

Wana mūtheri. Badly written hogwash.

God forbid that I should ever think of striking a woman. That is the lowest I think anyone can get.

Have you ever heard of the word "sarcasm?"

Why are they striking and yet wamepewa deputy president? Very ungrateful. Kaluma has promised Ruto the luo support because now they are in government.

You are relying on voter apathy to retain that incompetent bumbling fo......er, man in power now?

When did we become this shameless?

It's like he is writing about Ruto.

The jokes keep writing themselves. African leaders can be a tad embarrassing.

Utashangaa wewe. Kikuyus will wake up early, and even if a dog stands against Ruto, we will vote for the dog. Voter apathy indeed!