Search results

I am surprised he didn't advocate for banning of electricity so that we don't charge our gadgets to get on the internet.

Fake abductions yet you go ahead and give us the photo of the boy who was abducted?!

We hope their Sha She Shi Sho Shu is working, wasikufe kama wakenya wa kawaida.

And here I was wondering why poor Kenyans are being chased out of their country by the government.

The police force is the biggest gang in Kenya.

Very sad indeed. And this won't change any time soon if we continue to let boda boda thugs and other misfits elect our leaders. People like Sakaja should never be let anywhere near the decision-making echelons of leadership. People who own property in Nairobi don't have enough numbers to effect...

Shhh! Let us vaccinate cows first! The worst disaster would be to run out of beef.

You must be the only one who believes this lying, thieving crook.

The arrogance he came in with is now gone. Nobody told him running a country is not as easy as stealing. He is now running all over trying to recruit people he earlier insulted into his mess of a government. Today he was pleading desperately for Kenyans to agree that he has done some...

This man will be the first ex-president to be jailed.

I am trying to feel for her but nikama nimeshindwa. Donno why.

In case your cow swallows metallic objects they attach to the magnet thus can't harm the cow. I just learnt this the other day too.

And things will be even better tukiuzia Adani JKIA and Ketraco. Dumb shits.

Hii second one inaanguka wapi tupeleke State House huko?

This fucker will never get it. Why was there such secrecy in that Adani thing? You will know we are patriotic when we arrest you and put you in jail the moment you leave the presidency.

Uhuru si mount Kenya, ajaribu kwenda kwa Ruto atajua hajui.

How else do Kenyans want to be told these shits are there for their own stomachs? Is there any wonder that these guys even go to women's toilets to chase bribes of 10k?

The fact that Gachagua will not be in the ballot might turn out to be Ruto's worst nightmare, if the kikuyus decide to support somebody like Okiya.

No wonder they steal the way they do. Kenyan leaders have so much disdain for the common Wanjiku that they no longer bother to measure their words. Cherargei said the same thing juzi. The worst bit is that we called this upon ourselves, being bribed with 200/- to vote for these shits.

My ideal presidential candidate.