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The choice of men you make says more about you than it does about them. Pretty faces like you think that you are entitled to pretty boys and ultimately pretty kids... Well, I have news for you; most pretty boys are lazy unambitious scumbags who expect to be mothered by women like you in the name...

Kikikikkkk... Kama unataka kukatiana, usikatiane kwa bill yangu! Jitetee without including me in the conversation.... ikifika ni misplaced feminism, I will call it as I see it without fear or favour. I'll do it for my son and his generation.

One woman gets murdered by a rogue cop and all of a sudden it's like the Female species is being massacred by men?!.. Mumezidi na hii playing the victims it's annoying! The " oh I'm a poor single mother who was abandoned by bad husband" card has been debunked so now you're all victims of...

I wouldn't know anything about drinks getting spiked in pubs ndigithia Ngoma @Field Marshal ! What are the chances of kuekewa mchele while you're drinking in Mwea?.... kikikikkkk... You couldn't make some of these stories up if you tried.... @Meria utanimalza haki..

Happy International Women's day in advance @Abba .

Sasa wewe na wewe umetoka shimo gani? If Corona doesn't get you first, ujinga itakumaliza nya'ngau hii..

Ehhh.... It's important that we seperate fantasies from general conversation.... I worry about you @Field Marshal ....

Ukweli usemwe. At least with ma3s and boda boda guys, you can predict that they are going to be unpredictable. Kikikikkkk....

The last time someone called me a Male chauvinist pig, I immediately made mad passionate angry love to her ....

Her name is Marwa Elselehdar. She is 29 and was in charge of the Evergreen ship that got stuck in the Suez canal. Kitu Swafi but she can't drive to save her life.

Washing a woman's underwear is not a job to be SNIFFED at. How do you know that a woman's panties are dirty? They are dry and crispy in the middle!... Kikikikkkk... ( Two Jokes for the price of one. Kikikikkkk...)

Habari gani mwalimu? I have been self educating about gold exploration and I think that the next time you go down to that riverbank you should bring a karai and try doing some Panning. Gold gets washed downstream from the mountains by rain water and it gets trapped by the big rock boulders as...

At the pain of sounding like a grumpy old middle aged sad bastard, this ma3s of today are overdone! iko vile in the 90s zilikuwa zinasukwa but to a very tasteful standard by professionals siyo hizi zinakaa kama zimefanywa panel beating na nyundo.

Peleka hii hasira to the debe in 2022 when you get an opportunity to vote for new leaders. Tumechoka kuskia mkilia kama tyre iko na broken bearing and every five years you vote for the same leaders.

Kikikikkkk!... Ni Romantic night in, courtesy of KPLC and Curfew. Kuteseka ni kwa muda usijali....

Huyu haongei kama mgeni.

In most European countries, doctors and nurses have voluntarily cum out of retirement to help combat this pandemic. Uhuru Kenyatta cannot force anybody to work on their day off lest he's called a dictator! Issues like this go to reflect what is wrong with Kenyans as a people. Selfishness, poor...

Ata Mimi ni B-

Ni kama unanijua... Kikikikkkk...