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Hii picha hunimaliza every time without fail!. It's like this video, I have watched it countless times but it still manages to lift my mood up every time!

I vowed never to get married again. The next time I get married, it won't be out of love, it will be because she can cook nice chapos na stew ya ndengu. ( Oh!... And because she can do the washing up after! ) Kikikikkkk!.... I'm not asking for much am I?!...

Yesterday, the 20th of May was World Bee Day. I was fucking Buzzing!.... Kikikikkkk!.....

Mpaka uko na handle mbili? Wewe ni adui ya maendeleo and a liability for the Nation of Kenya. Bure kabisa.

Hujuma hii....!!!!... Yaani iko jamaa anachukua slices zako? Hiyo ni polyandry buda.

You could have picked any adjective but you chose Competent. If you succeed in Everything that you do, you are Competent. If you don't,then you are not competent.

This is the kind of comments that put people off from contributing. Yaani everything you say has to be negative, immature or offensive? Does it make you feel better about yourself? You need to look in the mirror and forgive yourself.

The measure of a good security system is a proactive one vs. a reactive one. And I'm sure that our security and intelligence services save us from all sorts of harm everyday by intercepting these cowardly attacks but on this occasion, you can't use the word competent to describe our security...

This does not represent the number of threads started by individuals. Kuchangia is one thing but it takes balls of steel to start a new conversation juu ya watiaji, wasororaji, naysayers and player haters. I remember the Wanderi's Klist he even had a rule that nobody was allowed to post more...

Kikikikkkk.. Kindly refrain from mentioning the name of the future mother of my children. Posting for me is like a call of nature,I can't relax if I need to say something and that includes my very refined and distinguished jokes.

Starting today, as pubs and restaurants open and Covid rules begin to be relaxed in England and Wales, you are allowed to hug and kiss someone from a different household. In one month's time if all goes well, you can even go down on them and fuck them! Kikikikkkk......

Some people find happiness in chaos and peace of mind is too safe and can be too boring for adrenaline junkies. The only thing better than maku is new maku and sometimes the pursuit of new maku makes this meaningless boring life worth living. Just looking at things from another angle!...

Don't worry, you'll be the last one to Know...

Most married men are in polyandrous relationships anyway. They just haven't met the other man or men yet. There is a Swahili word for polyandry ; Kuchezwa! Kikikikkkk.....

Psalm 46: 10 Be still and know that I am God.... Two things are guaranteed in this life, Death and Kutombewa bibi. It is highly irrational to live your life fearing the inevitable. Free yourself from Thanatophobia (fear of death) and Pistanthrophobia (fear of Kutombewa bibi)

Ndiri boo!.. Waamka se?

That's not what @Field Marshal said.

What did Kabi wa Jesus tell his babymomma ( mama Abby) when they broke up? "Can we at least still be cousins?"...... Kikikikkkk !!!... Kabi wa Jesus has changed his name. He is now Kabi wa Devil. Kikikikkkk..

I would like to see you try that you fat man!.. kikikikkkk

There's actually a town in England called Clithero. I cunt put a finger on it; but it's not too far from Manchester.