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    State of the Nation Address 2021 Official thread

    My Grandma is hooked to Kameme and inooro fake gambling promotions, tuma 100 kwa paybill 123456 upate 300k kabla nitoke studio. sadly even renowned pastors like Muturi wa Muiru is at the fore front of this con
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    Vagus Nerve

    Passing a large stool can stimulate the vagus nerves, creating an orgasm-like experience. This is why taking big poops sometimes feels really good.
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    Happy Mens Day 2021

    The day is commemorated to appreciate all the men in our lives and their contribution to making society a better place. The day aims to highlight positive male role models and raise awareness around men's well being. I want to appreciate the unappreciated folks in this kijiji ya @Meria You are...
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    Adult(18+) Senyetas,Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

    ataambia wajukuu wake nini
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    Meru Man Sues Hospital After Baby Mama Nurse Stitched his Accident Wounds

    @Female Perspective @Karma_mama ebu kujeni msike huyu, kazi ni sowing wild oats kla mahali na hataki responsibility
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    Meru Man Sues Hospital After Baby Mama Nurse Stitched his Accident Wounds

    KMTC students ndio huachiwa kazi zote.
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    Meru Man Sues Hospital After Baby Mama Nurse Stitched his Accident Wounds

    I wish I was the one, singemdunga shindano ya machungu, ningeunganisha hako kajicho nikafunike kaabisa, kitambo nifike kwa kidonda I force him to write and sign a will.
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    Muhoho High School.

    Apparently, those boys have walked to their principal's office and told him; 'you know what, we are tired of school like every other kid in Kenyan high schools. But we don't want to burn our dormitories to air our frustration. Therefore, just open the gates and allow us out of school.' Yea. The...
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    Planetary Motions in My Sink

    Tunaweza tafuta huyo wa chaos theory na black scholes equation we make them pay coz they are still alive.
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    When you die, don't worry about your body...

    When you die, don't worry about your body... Your relatives will do whatever it takes. They will take off your clothes They will wash you They will dress you up They will take you out of the house and deliver you to your new address. Many will come to the funeral to honor you. Some will even...
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    On this mashujaa day,

    I select the MAN who canned Raila Amolo Odinga as the real hero. Well this year on Mashujaa day, I will not post my parents, or my grandparents, neither will I mention his majesty the field marshal Dedan Kimathi and his comrades. I have the opportunity to post about a certain Scholar, or...
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    Remembering our learning years.

    They were going to "werû wa mathesho" Remember they went there singing like "nîtwathiî kûûrîa-igûrû kûrîa matuya-î, nawaigua maatuya-î nî nyama îrî mûrîo.....only to find themselves later dropped mercilessly.
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    All banks to mpesa transaction are down.

    for the hundredth time, alafu ni customer care week na hawashiki simu
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    All banks to mpesa transaction are down.

    hii na ka white wine
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    All banks to mpesa transaction are down.

    12k, have tried like 50 times to withdraw from Equity imekataa, naangaliwa like a common thief. if only they knew my balance ni ngapi
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    All banks to mpesa transaction are down.

    wewe unataka waite Mutyambai on top of bill niwkwe ndani kama mlanguzi
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    All banks to mpesa transaction are down.

    whats not happening, am stuck between a rock and a hard place. Naona nikichonga viazi
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    Why is salary called “Mshahara” in Swahili?

    Well in the colonial economy, the first people who were employed in the formal colonial economy used to earn their wage every month. After that they would go into the townships and indulge in all manner of decadence both in terms food and alcohol. So the next day, they would have serious...
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