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  1. Elgin

    BBI nonsense

    Ai mwarim usiwe slow slow sana banae.
  2. Elgin

    This is the fastest Jan in History

    Its a small village near Ukunda. That place ni headquarter ya Mangwe.
  3. Elgin

    Tembea Kenya

    Karibu Mikindani.
  4. Elgin

    This is the fastest Jan in History

    @Meria unajua mkunazini?
  5. Elgin

    Gashwin School of Discipline

    Najua Meria.
  6. Elgin

    Gashwin School of Discipline

    @Mwalimu-G ni Taq tutor...huyo ni kumwaga mate tu akiguide P1 teachers pale Embu. Mwarim umenitupa sana...amka na hio sweep.
  7. Elgin

    Huyu Journalist Apewe Mzinga

    I was offered a full scholarship thru Sec education, well. not that my parents were not able to take me to a good school but sponsors came to our school and pledged to pay off to the student who scores the highest grade, that was in 2003, after form four back 07 Elgin amepata B con. I rem my...
  8. Elgin

    Kenya ua again

    Kifo na mecho, kuna this route which connects Thika highway from Gatundu, sasa pale unangoja traffic iishe whilst ur 'nose' iko kwa highway cuz you dont seem to undersand where the track to the highway ends. Hapo niliingia blindly na kuobea boot wakuu.
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    Believe it or not. All ladies come here

    I got an aching tooth, mwaim nikupop tu ma diclomeffi, now @Luther12 reccomend to me the least painful way to pluck of the shit. Apart from sindano ya mdomo what else brother?
  10. Elgin

    Murder most foul: Msedes drivers head chopped of by highway robbers

    @Meria mola akurinde katika harakati zako za kuwania riziki. Nikumbuke pia pande ya Kcr vile nakuweka kwa mola.
  11. Elgin

    Breaking: Good work Pamba

    Now last weekend at Machakos town, some niggas tried vandalizing my car. Bahati the car was parked near my garage, so guys around wajua gari ni ya Ticha. So the guys had to flee...they were claiming ati my car keys were lost and had assigned them to fix it up. Maze its fucked up out here...
  12. Elgin

    Breaking: Good work Pamba

    Leo nachapa nne...kazi nzuri @Pamba 1 . Wezi lisha mbegu, IPOA ni meffi tu.
  13. Elgin

    Ngakûgiita Mûrûme: Deadly warning from Tigania

    Miraa tu? Hata kilo jamaa kwa mashavu inajaa. Meffi hao...Then jamaa anakula meffi literaly!
  14. Elgin

    T.O.D.

    Mimi ni once in a week, apart from occasional puffs once in a while as I drive to work. I love the smell of ciggs in my car...smells so good with my apple sheen.
  15. Elgin

    T.O.D.

    @Meria naona umeamua mwarim akauke pande ya Kcr sana, pewa bahari ba kujambia basi. Nitalipa basi.
  16. Elgin

    T.O.D.

    You too, Thank yo.
  17. Elgin

    T.O.D.

    Ehe, fegi ni hadi Friday tena. I don't touch 'cancer' sticks unless am sipping something. Anyway, ciggs dont cause cancer, genes mwarim.
  18. Elgin

    Memory lapses after drinks

    This used to happen to me alot when I was a jaba addict plus a few lethal drinks. So wachana na jaba na Dallas ndugu.
  19. Elgin

    T.O.D.

    Mwarim lazima asafishe koo, pesa ya remedials huwa tunashukuru mwili namna hii, Bwana CSO @Mwalimu G, swali?
  20. Elgin

    What do you remember about being a Mono?

    Hehe, wacha nitatoa...faga!
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