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    worth reading

    Hakuna mahali mitumba zinaenda. That's that.
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    MoH-KENYA

    WHAT RULE 6 OF THE PUBLIC HEALTH (COVID-19 RESTRICTION OF MOVEMENT OF PERSONS AND RELATED MEASURES) RULES, 2020 (gazetted on 06/04/2020 by Mutahi Kagwe) IS SAYING:- 6. (1) Every person who is in a public place during the restriction period shall— (a) maintain a physical distance of no less...
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    Cost of being +Ve

    At the same time ina nukisha wenye kwarantain senta kitunguu.
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    TBT Rona Edition

    Uhuru radio bado iko! The last time nilipita hapo walikuwa wame diversify mpaka wanauza frame za picha na paperbags.
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    TBT Rona Edition

    Wanatwanga mchele huko Mwea - ama ni Ahero? Hiyo stuff imewekwa mchele inaitwa kinu :D:D
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    you'll wait longer

    PAYE rates have not changed. There is no reason to believe that VAT rates have changed. This is why.
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    you'll wait longer

    1. It was not. 2. It can only be reduced through an amendment to the existing law which is made by parliament - not by that guy. 3. If you paid less than 16% BEFORE the law was amended, then then KRA can demand for the shortfall PLUS PENATIES as of right.
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    Embu Tenants get a Weaver

    Weaver ni mshona-vikapu ama nyavu. The right word is WAIVER.
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    Martha Karua challenges Uhuru Wa Jubilee

    Iron Lady bindu shi? The only "iron" that is her's is probably her skull. Kichwa ngumu.
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    Kenya under curfew...

    Are you saying they don't?
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    kingdom of kush

    @Kush Yule Mnono, kuja utumbie hii story wewe mwenyewe.
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    This is Guka - Corona Side-Benefits

    Una na kesi ya kupiga mtu 2 hot slaps and a sweep [as the midget in fijanatown used to say] koti zina suspendiwa juu ya korona, witness wanakosa kuja kotini wakihofia korona, unawajiliwa. Back in di game.
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    Stranger than fiction

    Ni nini mbaya na wakisii? Wewe ni mkisii? :cautious::cautious:
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    Stranger than fiction

    Hii kitu tuliona kabla George Washington Carver ajue kuunda shoe polish kutoka kwa peanuts. Ulikuwa wapi?
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    ROYALTY FREE INSTRUMENTALS/BEATS FOR YOUTUBE

    Wacha kupenda vitu za bure sana. Lazima kuna mtu hapa anajua kujenga beat. Uliza uliza hapa ujengewe beat na wewe umjenge. Nini wewe!
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    I used to like this song until i realized how bad it is

    It would be rape if the mjuls is inserted without consent or her consent is subsequently withdrawn. HOWEVER - at no point does inner circle leave even a slight hint in that song that they will keep thrusting in and out WITHOUT THE WOMAN'S CONSENT. Besides, someone has aksed, what if the cry...
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    List Of Mobile Loan Apps That Have Been Barred From Accessing CRB Services

    ati UMBA? Who comes up with these names?
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    20 KCr for the most hilarious answer

    "I was rushing to bring you doughnuts"?
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    TKK

    Tombisiet sounds like a choice insult. Worse than its real meaning. Toka hapa!! Tombisiet!!!
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    20 KCr for the most hilarious answer

    Breki ya hiyo mguu ilijam. Jamaa hakutaka kujua - kufa dereva kufa makanga. Akaendelea nayo nayo vyoi vyoi. Mpaka destineshen.
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