World Teachers' Day

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
In primary school there was the original slayqueen(before slayqueens became fashionable),infarct we used to call her Ga~queeni. She was my English teacher.
Then there was my maths teacher Mr. Kabethi. Had a misformed thumb. He was known as thimbo. RIP great sir.

In high school with my hormones raging,there was Mrs. Mukora. The less said about her and me the better.
Mr.Patel,were it not for his persistence,I am sure I would have scored an F- in mathematics.
Mrs. Githaiga,history was always a beautiful subject to look forward to. Was married to Mr. Githaiga who used to tell us to stop putting our pockets in our hands while calling us coppenhagen and drumhead.

And finally,the high school headmaster,the great man himself. Father Wambugu. Nicknamed Kahia, his hairstyle resembled horns.

Wherever they are dead or alive,may their gods look upon them favourably.
 
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