When it is from Mt Kenya it is selfish and tribal...

[Clemens]

this thread reminds me of a scene from my childhood. Two kamba guys were fighting and a slightly inebriated Embu or Kirinyaga(cant tell the difference between the two) old lady was watching.

Mutiso, "Ketiii ke ningukukinda mwah!"

Kilonzo, "Kiino kya ngiti, jaribu!"

The old lady, "Horanai ciana cia Ngai, Horanai!'

Akyau, being raised in the Real Eastlands was something else.

 

[Denis Young]

Karibu hapa dunia ya Kenya. We could start by orienting you with a group that's very shameful to belong to. You can't be a Mūgīkūyū. You can't pray facing the mountain and say Thaai thathaiya Ngai Thaai. If you do that, you will be labelled a Mūngīkī sect adherant.

But since you came from Mars, I know you don't know what those miscreants so-called mungiki are. They are common criminals.

Some of us are being labelled thus. It's disgusting!

Interesting. Since arriving from Mars I very much understand the weight of your issue. You see, I take these matters with the gravity they deserve. There was very little of that on Mars.

We have a saying on our red planet, kelele za chura hazizuii ngombe kunywa maji. You are the cow here.

 

[Gikonyo]

Changaa ya UG. Warahi!

Waragi

 

[Anglututu]

In my opinion it doesn’t matter, Kenya politics is poop and we shall remain in poop as long as people keep playing these tribal games!

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

 

[bigDog]

Interesting. Since arriving from Mars I very much understand the weight of your issue. You see, I take these matters with the gravity they deserve. There was very little of that on Mars.

We have a saying on our red planet, kelele za chura hazizuii ngombe kunywa maji. You are the cow here.

Nyinyi endeleeni TU. Majuto ni mjukuu.