What is Uhuru Saying?

[It's Me Scumbag]

For those near radios and TVs,keep us updated about the official communication from the presidency about the corona situation in Kenya.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Bado haja fika , kuna glass half full .

 

[shocks]

Bado tunangoja

 

[Othello]

Info iko hapa

 

[Okiya]

launching of pickups to spray around towns.

 

[JazzMan]

Bado haja fika , kuna glass half full .

Hakuna kubembeleza

 

[Ole Waru]

Info iko hapa

Nini husumbua alai

 

[thirdman]

Nini husumbua alai

Hampendi ukweli. Uhuru is just privileged brat.

 

[JazzMan]

Hampendi ukweli. Uhuru is just privileged brat.

Wewe ni thirdman wa ukweli ama ni multihandler mwingine?

 

[Ule Msee]

Highlights:
3 more cases, total 28 cases,
CRB listing temp halted,
Paye reduced to 25% from 30%,
VAT reduces from 16% to 14%,
All salaries 24k and below will be100% tax free,
Na mengineo..

 

[Othello]

Ata akikataa kusema sioni nkiripa landlord hii mwezi. Clients wangu from States are already MIA. How do I give what I have niachwe nikufe njaa in the coming more difficult days? No way!!!

 

[Nattydread]

Anasema balloon zikiisha mtumie condom.

 

[Nattydread]

Ata akikataa kusema sioni nkiripa landlord hii mwezi. Clients wangu from States are already MIA. How do I give what I have niachwe nikufe njaa in the coming more difficult days? No way!!!

Ameweza kumfikia landlord amwambie usifungiwe?

 

[Othello]

Ameweza kumfikia landlord amwambie usifungiwe?

Sitoki kwa nyumba. So closing the house will be none of my concern. Nmestock hadi ya May

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Ata akikataa kusema sioni nkiripa landlord hii mwezi. Clients wangu from States are already MIA. How do I give what I have niachwe nikufe njaa in the coming more difficult days? No way!!!

Kama ni agent utajipanga.

 

[Othello]

Kama ni agent utajipanga.

Can't relate. Siwes ishi nyumba ya agent. Most of the time me hulipa rent 9-12th. Wao huchukua receipt ata 15th. I have nevr gone beyond 12th

 

[Nattydread]

Sitoki kwa nyumba. So closing the house will be none of my concern. Nmestock hadi ya May

Kama ni wale wabaya atakuja usiku akusaidie kutoka.

 

[Alexa Fine]

Soon he will say..." Sasa mnataka nifanye nini jamii?"