Clemens
Elder Lister
Tried it again when I was 29 and a Nyako was my love bud and chef ikakataa tena, 11 years down the line siwes jaribu tena.
What is something you always had misconceptions till you finally tried it out?
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QuadroK4000
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What kind of ladies do you hang around with?
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Denis Young
Elder Lister
It is a versatile vegetable. Not only can you smoke it but it goes nicely in a cookie or a chocolate muffin.
Unfortunately I wouldn't know. I heard this from a friend of a friend of another friend who has since migrated to the north pole. I repeat, I have no personal experience.
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
Next time get the leafy green ones and put them in managu, kahurura, Saget, mrenda, kunde etc etc or your regular vegetables as you cook.
It will opem your imaginary third eye.
bigDog
Elder Lister
"Mutura ya biribiri" + booze happened to me one weekend, all ingested on a careless Friday for all I could care. The payback came fast and furious. Kuendesha and hangover locked me up in my apartment, err toilet throughout that 'year' of the remaining Saturday and Sunday. I was drinking water and emptying it within a few minutes, from the opposite office (yes, that sounding part). Wiping with tissue became a pain right there, Kwa office... Everytime the leak paused, I would break a sweat wondering what to do with my mess . Try using two tissue rolls in as many hours and you will understand the agony. Always avoid kabiribiri if you even mildly suspect you could land into these hot waters! I almost gave up until I got a revelation! Water!
Sweating profusely from the ordeal, I happened to wipe my face with the tissue and absent mindendly used it for it's right purpose. It didn't feel as bad as a dry one. Then I tried and dipped a handful into water and it felt much better. (You idiot, those are not wet wipes for children. That's a sitting position saving measures!). I then quickly discovered that I had a special purpose cold water sprinkler all along. It was sitting there watching me agonize, all along. Such a cool relief! Ladies and gentlemen, I had an Eureca moment, Arabic shower! I welcomed it into my life.
Now, many "Mitura ya biribiri" + booze situations later, I swear by my Arabic shower. I got used to using them. I hate toilets that don't have those showers. You feel really clean after finishing your business. I have installed them into every toilet I have used. Rented or otherwise!
bigDog
Elder Lister
Phangi iwe huru. SI mtu avurute msokoto yake nyumbani bila kusumbuliwa ama kusumbua?
Kamau wa Kíríro
Elder Lister
I had this misconception/peeve until my forays to Tz....
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Elder Lister
Ngimanene na Muchere
Elder Lister
Wawesh demands this of @Kabuda
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Elder Lister
Kabuda
Elder Lister
Allow me to educate you pair of itchy and scratchy twats.
Every time you use tissue paper or in your case @Ngimanene na Muchere , Newspapers to wipe your bums,all you're doing is smearing poo on your unshaved butt cracks and then you wonder why you always have an itchy bum kazi ni kushinda ukijikuna Rasa at every opportunity all day long.
The worst thing is that watu kama nyinyi ndiyo wa Kwanza kutaka handshakes!.....
Ew!....
mzeiya
Elder Lister
Ngimanene na Muchere
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Notapeoplesguy
Lister
Pewa mbili its the cleanest way, the japanese also do it that way its just common sense. The western world is waking up to it now.
His opinion.
Btw can Klist CSI tell me who held a grudge against him for so long mpaka he organized a rape/burglary on him ?
How do you do it? Weka diagram
Budspencer
Elder Lister
I detested that practice kitambo but it's the cleanest. I've even modified a bidet in my bathroom.