Nattydread
Elder Lister
Tonight, a week of merriment and debauchery begins.
Those that have travelled to the countryside bear wads of cash to prove that their urban endeavours are not in vain. Those left in the cities have more space than usual to impress the city girls.
Tomorrow, people will gorge themselves on quantities of rice, chapati and meat that they do not consume in an ordinary month. They'll quaff it all down with massive quantities of alcoholic beverages. This feasting will bridge over to the weekend, and then to next Wednesday.
I turn now to the lanye eaters of Ktalk and Klist. Some of you lone wolves will go to do what you do best: drink and hunt. Note then that the dingoes are out there, studying you and scheming how to get your year end bonus or tidy your mancave by emptying it. Be vigilant.
1. Do not flash your bounty
2. Find a trusty wingman who can watch out for you and warn you when you're too inebriated to see the predators
3. Drink up and don't leave your bottles and glasses unguarded
4. If in a totally new place, befriend the bouncers and win the trust of service personnel
5. If a bar girl warns you that the prey warming up to you way too fast is a huntress, heed that advice. Why should absolute strangers suddenly be so friendly and generous?
6. Do not share rides with strangers even if they say they live in your area
7. Wash the tits before you suck 'em
8. Usifunge chips
9. When you' ve had your fill, go home. No sleeping in the bar
10. Think of how shameful it is to be naked in a gutter.
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Those that have travelled to the countryside bear wads of cash to prove that their urban endeavours are not in vain. Those left in the cities have more space than usual to impress the city girls.
Tomorrow, people will gorge themselves on quantities of rice, chapati and meat that they do not consume in an ordinary month. They'll quaff it all down with massive quantities of alcoholic beverages. This feasting will bridge over to the weekend, and then to next Wednesday.
I turn now to the lanye eaters of Ktalk and Klist. Some of you lone wolves will go to do what you do best: drink and hunt. Note then that the dingoes are out there, studying you and scheming how to get your year end bonus or tidy your mancave by emptying it. Be vigilant.
1. Do not flash your bounty
2. Find a trusty wingman who can watch out for you and warn you when you're too inebriated to see the predators
3. Drink up and don't leave your bottles and glasses unguarded
4. If in a totally new place, befriend the bouncers and win the trust of service personnel
5. If a bar girl warns you that the prey warming up to you way too fast is a huntress, heed that advice. Why should absolute strangers suddenly be so friendly and generous?
6. Do not share rides with strangers even if they say they live in your area
7. Wash the tits before you suck 'em
8. Usifunge chips
9. When you' ve had your fill, go home. No sleeping in the bar
10. Think of how shameful it is to be naked in a gutter.
Essential reading:
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The dangerous drugs used to spike drinks, food in clubs
Some men inhale or suck these drugs from women’s breasts or are added to food, drinks.
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How one driver lost Sh700k after having his drink spiked by female companions
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