Village Year-end Awards

[upepo]

On behalf of the management, I wish to take this opportunity to recognize the exemplary performance of members in the diverse endeavors that characterize and define this community. The first and highest award, The Resilience Shield, goes to every member in the community for staying alive. Other awards are as follows below:

The Entrepreneur of the Century Award – Big fire

The Bullies Eliminator Award – Bro. Nef

The National Drink Patron Award – Jakipash

The National Herb Patron Award – Mwalim

The Village Wordsmith Award – Kasaman

The Village Flower Award – Kunguru 001

The Village Tiecoon Award – Ice cube

The Saul-to-Paul Award – Ngabu

The Most Active Member Award- Dereva

The Exploding Closet Award – Saitan Nyeusi


Will continue after my afternoon nap.

 

[Kasaman]

On behalf of the management, I wish to take this opportunity to recognize the exemplary performance of members in the diverse endeavors that characterize and define this community. The first and highest award, The Resilience Shield, goes to every member in the community for staying alive. Other awards are as follows below:

The Entrepreneur of the Century Award – Big fire

The Bullies Eliminator Award – Bro. Nef

The National Drink Patron Award – Jakipash

The National Herb Patron Award – Mwalim

The Village Wordsmith Award – Kasaman

The Village Flower Award – Kunguru 001

The Village Tiecoon Award – Ice cube

The Saul-to-Paul Award – Ngabu

The Most Active Member Award- Dereva

The Exploding Closet Award – ………


Will continue after my afternoon nap.

Ass-paragus vegetables in your mother tongue ?

 

[Introvert]

I see no mention of that fruit.
Wotis?

 

[Eng'iti]

I see no mention of that fruit.
Wotis?

Noma sana

 

[zapp_brannigan]

I am humbly requesting to nominate Guka for The Global Beggar award .His consistency is second to none .

 

[Budspencer]

Bro Nef? Waka Conglomerate unaskia?

Two words. Broken eggs.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Bro Nef? Waka Conglomerate unaskia?

Two words. Broken eggs.

Guka was there too...

 

[Mwalimu-G]

The National Herb Patron Award – Mwalim

Seriously??????

 

[Mwalimu-G]

I see no mention of that fruit.
Wotis?

The Village Wordsmith Award – Kasaman

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Seriously??????

Yes. The One Herb Plant Farmer Award... (Shades of Ganja Planter)

 

[Introvert]

The Village Wordsmith Award – Kasaman

Correct nominee should be Tissueman.

 

[Liberty]

The National Herb Patron Award – Mwalim

really? never knew this

The Village Flower Award – Kunguru 001

That name though

 

[Aviator]

Mbona siyuko kwa rist na vire nimekua actiff?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Mbona siyuko kwa rist na vire nimekua actiff?

Turisa... We know what ya award is. @Introvert reta ire saymbo,ire haijitabui...

 

[Introvert]

Turisa... We know what ya award is. @Introvert reta ire saymbo,ire haijitabui...

Hapo sasa.
Whereas to the UN MDG means Millenium Development Goals, here it means Most Discombobulating Gender.

 

[Meria]

Hapo sasa.
Whereas to the UN MDG means Millenium Development Goals, here it means Most Discombobulating Gender.

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Kibwezi namaliswa pole pole.

 

[Aviator]

Hapo sasa.
Whereas to the UN MDG means Millenium Development Goals, here it means Most Discombobulating Gender.

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Ngommer
Bald heads have no brains. Fact.

Kibwezi namaliswa pole pole.
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Mbisha ya Nduku Kanini Kaseo. Or it never happened.
Ps: she's good in maths. Hopefully in bed too

 

[Meria]

Mbisha ya Nduku Kanini Kaseo.

 

[Aviator]

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Mecho saffi.
But that's not Kanini. Should be Kìnene kiseo

 

[Field Marshal]

I am humbly requesting to nominate Guka for The Global Beggar award .His consistency is second to none .

Niweke ama? Nikubaya saidi sana...