Uchunge usipotee banae.In the 90s nikiwa mtoi nilikuwa tagged along kwa battalion ya ukoo yetu.Mishen ilikua ni ku rescue a distant uncle.Alikua anafanya kazi ya kushona manguo kwa kampu flani ya ku make garments.Alikua anaishi shaurimoyo having just moved to Nairobi with the wife and four kids.
Jamaa used to work even on Saturdays and come straight home by 2 latest 3pm.Kidogo kidogo akaanza kuchelewa chelewa.Instead of 3 alikua anafika 6 or 7.Bibi ali report yeye kwa chairman wa ukoo.Chairman aka organize stake out pamoja na a few ukoo members.Canter ilikua inawapitisha Eastleigh halafu inapitia hio route inatokea mpambe.Badala ashuke Shauri kama kawa waligundua alikua anashukia mbele ya mpambe kiasi halafu anatembea nikama anaelekea Shauri but anapotelea kwa curtains saa nane na nusu hivi halafu anatolekelezea kwa curtain za ile side ya kutokea mteremko from Gikomba to Shauri after 4 to 6 hours.Ukoo ikajiuliza distance from curtains za mpambe hadi hii side ingine kwani ni mbali aje ama iko busy aje hadi mtu anachukua 6hours.Hapo ndio walijua baaas,jamaa alikua ameshaonjeshwa sukari ya majengo and was perpetually broke.Alikua anafikaa home kama amelala,wife aki try ku argue ana ignore wife totally.Anajiwekea majinkwa karaya anaenda kuenda kuoga kwa bafu.For those who dont know bafu za shauri moyo zinakuanga nje.He will take his sweet time washing himself then anarudi kwa hao.Akimaliza nikuskuma tu curtain ya partition an kuruka kwa bed.Hata food hataki.Kumbe pale kwenye curtains akimaliza shughuli alikua anaingia mahali anajitibu na nyama boil,matumbo fry,maini ja ugali ndio ateremke mtaani.
Behind those curtains kila kitu ni cheap.Kuna lats of cheap malayas wengi from tz ba drc.Juna locals pia.Sex ranged from 20bob to 50bob.Kuna bars mingi sana lakini zote zinauza changaa zinapimwa from 10bob.Kuna lots and lots of cheap food.from pilo to maini to samosa za 10bob,kichwa na ulimi za mbuzi,mutura etc.Kuna hadi makarao wanapiga patrol.Its an ecosystem on its own.
Aliitwa meeting,away from the wife,akapigwa blackmail.Akaambiwa wewe tumegundua unakulanga malaya kila saturday.Hatujui ni mgani lakini utaua familia yako very soon na magonjwa za zinaa.Hatuna pesa ya kuchangia mtu anajiua na kuua familia yake kimaksudi.Mambo ni mawili.Uhame hii mtaa pamoja na familia ama tuambie bibi akuache ndio usiwamalize.Jamaa alipiga mahesabu.Alihama akatoka hapo na familia akaenda jonsaga.
Moral of the story.majengo ni addictive kama shiet.Ukishaonja malaya barely 20,na akuonyeshe base yake mahali utampata anytime ukitaka,na budget ni kama 100 unageuza yeye kama obambla kwa jua hadi uchoke,my fren,spending money and time in the name of courting a woman will be next to impossibe.Utakua unakatia dem halafu ukimwomba mechi anakushow ‘first lets meet at artcaffe hurlingham so that we discuss the future of our relationship’ .Ukikumbuka ile mechi ulipewa majengo for 150bob unajuliuliza hii ni upuzi gani hii unafanyishwa na dem wa artcaffe.Unalenga calls za dem wa artcafe unaruka number 7 hadi kije.
Jamaa used to work even on Saturdays and come straight home by 2 latest 3pm.Kidogo kidogo akaanza kuchelewa chelewa.Instead of 3 alikua anafika 6 or 7.Bibi ali report yeye kwa chairman wa ukoo.Chairman aka organize stake out pamoja na a few ukoo members.Canter ilikua inawapitisha Eastleigh halafu inapitia hio route inatokea mpambe.Badala ashuke Shauri kama kawa waligundua alikua anashukia mbele ya mpambe kiasi halafu anatembea nikama anaelekea Shauri but anapotelea kwa curtains saa nane na nusu hivi halafu anatolekelezea kwa curtain za ile side ya kutokea mteremko from Gikomba to Shauri after 4 to 6 hours.Ukoo ikajiuliza distance from curtains za mpambe hadi hii side ingine kwani ni mbali aje ama iko busy aje hadi mtu anachukua 6hours.Hapo ndio walijua baaas,jamaa alikua ameshaonjeshwa sukari ya majengo and was perpetually broke.Alikua anafikaa home kama amelala,wife aki try ku argue ana ignore wife totally.Anajiwekea majinkwa karaya anaenda kuenda kuoga kwa bafu.For those who dont know bafu za shauri moyo zinakuanga nje.He will take his sweet time washing himself then anarudi kwa hao.Akimaliza nikuskuma tu curtain ya partition an kuruka kwa bed.Hata food hataki.Kumbe pale kwenye curtains akimaliza shughuli alikua anaingia mahali anajitibu na nyama boil,matumbo fry,maini ja ugali ndio ateremke mtaani.
Behind those curtains kila kitu ni cheap.Kuna lats of cheap malayas wengi from tz ba drc.Juna locals pia.Sex ranged from 20bob to 50bob.Kuna bars mingi sana lakini zote zinauza changaa zinapimwa from 10bob.Kuna lots and lots of cheap food.from pilo to maini to samosa za 10bob,kichwa na ulimi za mbuzi,mutura etc.Kuna hadi makarao wanapiga patrol.Its an ecosystem on its own.
Aliitwa meeting,away from the wife,akapigwa blackmail.Akaambiwa wewe tumegundua unakulanga malaya kila saturday.Hatujui ni mgani lakini utaua familia yako very soon na magonjwa za zinaa.Hatuna pesa ya kuchangia mtu anajiua na kuua familia yake kimaksudi.Mambo ni mawili.Uhame hii mtaa pamoja na familia ama tuambie bibi akuache ndio usiwamalize.Jamaa alipiga mahesabu.Alihama akatoka hapo na familia akaenda jonsaga.
Moral of the story.majengo ni addictive kama shiet.Ukishaonja malaya barely 20,na akuonyeshe base yake mahali utampata anytime ukitaka,na budget ni kama 100 unageuza yeye kama obambla kwa jua hadi uchoke,my fren,spending money and time in the name of courting a woman will be next to impossibe.Utakua unakatia dem halafu ukimwomba mechi anakushow ‘first lets meet at artcaffe hurlingham so that we discuss the future of our relationship’ .Ukikumbuka ile mechi ulipewa majengo for 150bob unajuliuliza hii ni upuzi gani hii unafanyishwa na dem wa artcaffe.Unalenga calls za dem wa artcafe unaruka number 7 hadi kije.
